Post by Octie on Jul 21, 2008 12:52:23 GMT 12
Oh my.... what a story!
“You`re having a giraffe there laddie “ said Harry as his English accent seemed to slip into a Scottish one .
“A giraffe?” said Lana . “ Laugh … said kite are you going to let me explain whats going on ?”
A giraffe?? Is that Scottish, is it? Or Cokney? ;D
(That needs a C, doesn't it... but if I spell it with a C, it automatically changes to "thingyney"... try it! )
“We went to ancient Egypt to see the pyramids built , not my idea of course as Ive seen them enough times and I have a nice plate to commemorate the final stone that was laid by a builder who was just a little boy when they started them , but it dropped on his foot and he being so old he died from the shock , so the plate is a collectors item as they had to be scrapped as he was supposed to have been the first man to go inside and try out the sun beds that was put in by the plate sponsors sun beds Ank co. they didn’t want to be associated with someone who died and on there plate it would give sun beds a bad name…”
Oh my goodness! The story of a plate..... ;D
“We were doing a bit of shopping at the market , you know souvenirs and we came to the snow storm pyramids and the man selling them was no other than Aye “
“Snow storm pyramids ! “ interrupted Kite
Ahahahaha, cute!
“I see so you are saying he is going to pay us a visit and he is going to steal the shed and dare I say it rule the world “ said Kite
A Help reference! Wooooohooooo!!! ;D ;D ;D
Nice place for it
Awww....
Teehee
“Well I will be d**ned “ said Kite to the screen “I think I have found Lana “
Did too
Yeah, it is very handy, that stone. A mansion, wow! The books and TV show must be doing well ;D
Butterflies!! That is so good!
Hehehehe
“I see you have picked up a sense of humour on your journeys ,
Yeah, it's from living with Kitie
Ohmygosh... a Mom tattoo... ;D
Awwwww
“Its my favourite , it’s the Beatles in Hamburg , It was took by a friend of theres Astrid Krichherr”
Lana got up and looked at it closer “Oh yeah and its signed by her to Kite “
“Yeah it is “
“Time Machine ?” said Lana sitting back down with a big smile
“No “ smiled Kite I met her in Liverpool at a Beatle weekend a few years ago “
....no.... is that true??
“Are well “she blushed and drank some more tea “when I got back to my time , I had awesome time with Albert travelling around in a time machine space travel didn’t really have the same edge and I quit , I thought I would do something to help people well children actually and got a job as a teacher , well a history teacher to be precise and I loved it , as you can guess I was well into history as me and Albert had spent weeks seeing amazing things , the great wall of China being built , the Wright brothers trying out there first plane and Christopher Columbus finding America and so on , so to make the lessons interesting I told a story of a man who had a magic shed and he went around in time having adventures and it was such a big hit with the kids , that one went home and told his farther who was a owner of a newspaper , and he said he would print them for me and before you know it , I had wrote a book and then I got a deal off a T.V station and then a smash hit on the T.V.”
Awesome!! ;D ;D Go Lana!
aw, that's awful... Albert....
Kite put the phone down and looked at Lana “ He called me boy !”
hehe!
Oh yeah, ideas are so hard to find in one's cosmic mind, so looking out of the window helps ;D
Hehe, very gallant yeh, Albert has unusual orthopedic ideas
Aww, kitty-kitty-kitty!
“Duck” she shouted and everyone did except Kite and a flash of blue light shot from Lana`s hand at the shed and with a blink of an eye the shed was gone and in place was a duck which flapped its wings and flew into the water and joined the rest of the ducks .
Very smart! Me likes!
“Well no he isn’t , you see I went back in time and I left a letter warning Albert that he was going to be kidnapped , and so he made a potion that within about 12 hours would shut his body down and it would look as though he was dead , he was once a witch doctor you know and I also left a letter to myself to feed the ducks on the canal bridge every day for a week just before 9 .00 am , just in case the plan went wrong , they would have trouble catching he right duck “.
Clever lad!!
“I thought , it would be a good idea , to make it look as though he was actually dead and that the man in black would leave us alone , as he would be wanted by the police for kidnapping and murder , the plan was ok , but he must have took a bit to much portion as he should have woken up by the time we reached the hospital “.
The Kite keeps coming up with good plans
Yay, Albert's back! ;D ;D
Hehe! Yeah, a good little jobby
Very nice Kitie! Lots of action and good ideas and awesome Kitie-jokes! ;D
“You`re having a giraffe there laddie “ said Harry as his English accent seemed to slip into a Scottish one .
“A giraffe?” said Lana . “ Laugh … said kite are you going to let me explain whats going on ?”
A giraffe?? Is that Scottish, is it? Or Cokney? ;D
(That needs a C, doesn't it... but if I spell it with a C, it automatically changes to "thingyney"... try it! )
“We went to ancient Egypt to see the pyramids built , not my idea of course as Ive seen them enough times and I have a nice plate to commemorate the final stone that was laid by a builder who was just a little boy when they started them , but it dropped on his foot and he being so old he died from the shock , so the plate is a collectors item as they had to be scrapped as he was supposed to have been the first man to go inside and try out the sun beds that was put in by the plate sponsors sun beds Ank co. they didn’t want to be associated with someone who died and on there plate it would give sun beds a bad name…”
Oh my goodness! The story of a plate..... ;D
“We were doing a bit of shopping at the market , you know souvenirs and we came to the snow storm pyramids and the man selling them was no other than Aye “
“Snow storm pyramids ! “ interrupted Kite
Ahahahaha, cute!
“I see so you are saying he is going to pay us a visit and he is going to steal the shed and dare I say it rule the world “ said Kite
A Help reference! Wooooohooooo!!! ;D ;D ;D
Nice place for it
“No that’s not Kite honey he is much better looking and has more hair “said the little girls mom .“But mom he has a shed “ replied the girl as she was being dragged away by her arm .
Awww....
he put two and two together and in the classic book 1984 made five
Teehee
he looked up at the giant screen in the Mall and he saw an advert it was advertising a show which was on tonight it was called Mr Kite and his magic shed , and it showed a man dressed in all Denim and red hair and it seemed that he was travelling threw time in this shed and fighting Knights and cavemen and after a minute or two some letters came on at the end created by Lana Chekov .
“Well I will be d**ned “ said Kite to the screen “I think I have found Lana “
Did too
He came out of the shed and he got the stone and pointed at it “Telephone booth “ and once again the shed was replaced by a Telephone Booth “Genius “ said Kite and went up to the house which was almost a mansion
Yeah, it is very handy, that stone. A mansion, wow! The books and TV show must be doing well ;D
“What brings you here , you know its going to upset some Butterflies “ she said with a grin on her face .
Butterflies!! That is so good!
his legs were just as unmovable as Kite when it came to asking for a T.V. for Alberts room .
Hehehehe
“I have them dry cleaned every hundred years “ said Albert
“I see you have picked up a sense of humour on your journeys ,
Yeah, it's from living with Kitie
“Err no boss” said the tall man who indeed look like a Bulldog , a British one to be exact but with the exception of a spiders web tattoo on one side of his neck and a tattoo of a dagger that had a drip of blood coming off it and the words “Mom “ underneath on the other.
Ohmygosh... a Mom tattoo... ;D
but now that didn’t seem to matter he would rather have the old pain with him now than what the outcome was going to be in the next few hours .
Awwwww
“That’s a nice picture you have there , its an old one ?”
“Its my favourite , it’s the Beatles in Hamburg , It was took by a friend of theres Astrid Krichherr”
Lana got up and looked at it closer “Oh yeah and its signed by her to Kite “
“Yeah it is “
“Time Machine ?” said Lana sitting back down with a big smile
“No “ smiled Kite I met her in Liverpool at a Beatle weekend a few years ago “
....no.... is that true??
“So Lana , Kites magic shed ?”
“Are well “she blushed and drank some more tea “when I got back to my time , I had awesome time with Albert travelling around in a time machine space travel didn’t really have the same edge and I quit , I thought I would do something to help people well children actually and got a job as a teacher , well a history teacher to be precise and I loved it , as you can guess I was well into history as me and Albert had spent weeks seeing amazing things , the great wall of China being built , the Wright brothers trying out there first plane and Christopher Columbus finding America and so on , so to make the lessons interesting I told a story of a man who had a magic shed and he went around in time having adventures and it was such a big hit with the kids , that one went home and told his farther who was a owner of a newspaper , and he said he would print them for me and before you know it , I had wrote a book and then I got a deal off a T.V station and then a smash hit on the T.V.”
Awesome!! ;D ;D Go Lana!
“You are sorry you said that ar`nt you “ said the voice and then Kite heard a sound in the background as though someone was pounding on flesh , and then Kite shuddered he realised that it must be Albert and without doubt receiving a punch to the face , Kite went white and then he saw Lana mouthed What`s wrong? , Kite just shook his head .
aw, that's awful... Albert....
Kite put the phone down and looked at Lana “ He called me boy !”
hehe!
then looked out the window “ I have an idea “ he said .
Oh yeah, ideas are so hard to find in one's cosmic mind, so looking out of the window helps ;D
“ You can have my bed , I will sleep in Alberts , he does not have a mattress he says its not good for your back , funny bugger ,
Hehe, very gallant yeh, Albert has unusual orthopedic ideas
don’t worry about the cat he will just stay at the bottom of the bed “
Aww, kitty-kitty-kitty!
“Duck” she shouted and everyone did except Kite and a flash of blue light shot from Lana`s hand at the shed and with a blink of an eye the shed was gone and in place was a duck which flapped its wings and flew into the water and joined the rest of the ducks .
Very smart! Me likes!
“Well no he isn’t , you see I went back in time and I left a letter warning Albert that he was going to be kidnapped , and so he made a potion that within about 12 hours would shut his body down and it would look as though he was dead , he was once a witch doctor you know and I also left a letter to myself to feed the ducks on the canal bridge every day for a week just before 9 .00 am , just in case the plan went wrong , they would have trouble catching he right duck “.
Clever lad!!
“I see so why then take him to hospital if he was ok ?”
“I thought , it would be a good idea , to make it look as though he was actually dead and that the man in black would leave us alone , as he would be wanted by the police for kidnapping and murder , the plan was ok , but he must have took a bit to much portion as he should have woken up by the time we reached the hospital “.
The Kite keeps coming up with good plans
Yay, Albert's back! ;D ;D
Within a few minutes the kettle was on and the four of them sat round the table and Kite told Albert what he had missed and they all agreed that it was an excellent Job well done .”Job ?” said Lana . Yeh its an expression when something has gone well and alright “ said Kite
Hehe! Yeah, a good little jobby
Very nice Kitie! Lots of action and good ideas and awesome Kitie-jokes! ;D