Post by mrkite23 on Apr 28, 2008 2:02:02 GMT 12
In 3023 a Family from the North West of England decide to go to CYGNUS for there holidays , and as they got to the Northern Hemisphere the ship Nav Com went on the blink , and Fred the dad of two children George and Stardust , and husband to Barbs , had to do something he had never done in his life , steer the ship .
"Oh love! there is a very large Meteor coming straight at us i think we are all going to die , or worse scratch the new paint on the ship , and i haven't finished paying for it," said Fred.
" Well don`t blame me , i told you we should have just bought a caravan and went to Wales " said Barbs
"I hate Whales " said George
"Not the big extinct creatures , you have been doing for your science topic " said Stardust , the place where they have all those electronic sheep , that leave batteries all over the fields".
The ships computer now spoke to the crew .
"I don`t want to scare you all as its my job to look after you and make sure you have a nice trip and everything , but if you don't steer away from that big rock thats coming straight at us , you will all surly die " it said , in a calming voice.
"Ok then , i know what to do now i have read the manual , in about 30 seconds and i think i know what to do , i just missed out the small writing and the terms of guarantee , and who we can upgrade to a bigger ship with just 3 1000 dollars installments " said Fred and at that moment the meteor hit the side of the ship and the ship spiraled out of control and headed for the Black Hole , that just happened to near by as this is always the case when ships hit things in space.
"Oh bugger , i think i`m going to put the kettle on , i need a brew " said Fred .
"Fred, i think its not the time to have a brew " said Barbs
"I need a brew , as we are going into that black hole and if i know my black holes , i don't think there is going to be a service station at the other end ." said Fred.
"Mother , i have something to tell you" said Stardust
"What is important you need to tell me know then Stardust ?"
"I`m having a baby" she said .
"My god Stardust , how did that happen ?"
"Well you know that new consul game Sex is better on t.v , well i been playing on that , and , it said if i wanted to play in the safe mode , and i put no , and now i have a baby on the way " she said .
"I aways said those games were no good for kids " said Fred with his head in the manual book .
The End .
Next weeks episode .
We find out how much darker it is the other side of the black hole , and then Fred find s the light switch .
"Oh love! there is a very large Meteor coming straight at us i think we are all going to die , or worse scratch the new paint on the ship , and i haven't finished paying for it," said Fred.
" Well don`t blame me , i told you we should have just bought a caravan and went to Wales " said Barbs
"I hate Whales " said George
"Not the big extinct creatures , you have been doing for your science topic " said Stardust , the place where they have all those electronic sheep , that leave batteries all over the fields".
The ships computer now spoke to the crew .
"I don`t want to scare you all as its my job to look after you and make sure you have a nice trip and everything , but if you don't steer away from that big rock thats coming straight at us , you will all surly die " it said , in a calming voice.
"Ok then , i know what to do now i have read the manual , in about 30 seconds and i think i know what to do , i just missed out the small writing and the terms of guarantee , and who we can upgrade to a bigger ship with just 3 1000 dollars installments " said Fred and at that moment the meteor hit the side of the ship and the ship spiraled out of control and headed for the Black Hole , that just happened to near by as this is always the case when ships hit things in space.
"Oh bugger , i think i`m going to put the kettle on , i need a brew " said Fred .
"Fred, i think its not the time to have a brew " said Barbs
"I need a brew , as we are going into that black hole and if i know my black holes , i don't think there is going to be a service station at the other end ." said Fred.
"Mother , i have something to tell you" said Stardust
"What is important you need to tell me know then Stardust ?"
"I`m having a baby" she said .
"My god Stardust , how did that happen ?"
"Well you know that new consul game Sex is better on t.v , well i been playing on that , and , it said if i wanted to play in the safe mode , and i put no , and now i have a baby on the way " she said .
"I aways said those games were no good for kids " said Fred with his head in the manual book .
The End .
Next weeks episode .
We find out how much darker it is the other side of the black hole , and then Fred find s the light switch .