Post by Starbeast on Oct 31, 2009 13:49:11 GMT 12
BOO WHO?
A HONEYLAND TALE
Owlbert was peeking around a tree: "Hmm, no sign of Fritz yet. Where could that kid be?"
Honey Bunny quietly walked up to the owl and spoke softly: "Owlbert what are you doing?"
Owlbert was startled: "AHH! Oh it's you Bunny heh heh you scared me. Er-um...I'm just waiting for Fritz."
Honey Bunny: "Waiting behind a tree and holding a Halloween mask? Owlbert, I've told you not to scare little Fritz any more! He's just a kid, you'll give him nightmares, I'm warning you...don't you dare scare him."
Owlbert felt bad: "Aww you're right, I'm sorry...I just can't help myself sometimes. You see my brothers and I loved playing games where we'd scare each other. I'll leave...."
Honey Bunny's stern look melted into a sweet smile: "I'm proud of you Owlbert. Do you want to come with me to Rhonda Skunk's home. She's making homemade sugarless candy for the kids who are Trick or Treating tomorrow."
Owlbert: "I was thinking about building a bond fire for tomorrow. Don't worry, I'm having Pbeng and Bucky Beaver to help me...I promise I won't burn down any trees...again."
Honey Bunny waved goodbye: "I know you'll be careful this time, and Starbeast won't get his eyebrows roasted off his face again by you."
Owlbert: "Oh yeah, I almost forgot that little incident."
Honey Bunny walked away: "Bye."
Owlbert: "Bye!" He waited until she was gone. "I will just scare Fritz one last time. Oh my, here he comes...mu-ha-ha-ha...."
Fritz the little blue dragon strolled up the path singing: "...Heaven...Heaven is a place...a place where nothing...nothing ever happens..."
Owlbert put on the mask and jumped in front of the tiny dragon: "RAAAHHHRRRrrr!"
Fritz screamed and flew away in another direction: "AHHHHHHHH!" He saw Owlbert laughing, and Fritz felt hurt.
Owlberl was rolling on the ground: "HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Fritz saw his friend Starbeast and landed on his shoulder: "Starbeast!" The dragon felt very sad.
Starbeast the space wolf: "Whoa! Where did you appear from, you're a quick one. What's the matter Fritz? Why are you crying?"
Fritz wiped a tear off his face: "Owlbert scared me again. Then he laughed at me, I don't like Owlbert anymore."
Starbeast felt for the little dragon: "Hey Fritz...how would you like to really scare Owlbert good?"
Fritz perked up: "Huh? Me scare him, how?" Starbeast whispered to the now smiling dragon.
A SHORT WHILE LATER, WE FIND OWLBERT MAKING HIS WAY TO RHONDA SKUNK'S HOME, HE MET FRITZ THE DRAGON ALONG THE WAY.
Owlbert slowed his pace when he saw Fritz: "Hi Fritz, sorry I scared you earlier...I hope you're not upset."
Fritz was sitting on a stump playing with a stone: "I'm ok. You must be going to Rhonda's house for free sugarless candy."
Owlbert: "I sure am! Say, what's that you got there...it's shiney."
Fritz held up the stone: "I got this from a cave, Starbeast told me that there's lots of gold and silver in it."
Owlbert smiled: "Where is the cave?"
Fritz smiled back: "I will tell you."
THE LITTLE BLUE DRAGON EXPLAINED WHERE THE LOCATION OF THE CAVE IS TO THE BIG OWL. AFTERWHICH OWLBERT RACED TO RHONDA'S HOME, HE ATE A HANDFUL OF CANDY AND ACCIDENTLY TOLD HIS FRIENDS ABOUT THE CAVE. NOW HONEY BUNNY, RHONDA SKUNK AND OWLBERT OWL WERE AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE TREASURE CAVE AND EACH HAD A SACK WITH THEM TO COLLECT THE PRECIOUS STONES IN.
Rhonda Skunk: "This is so exciting."
Honey Bunny: "I wonder how many stones we'll find?"
Rhonda Skunk: "Owlbert said that Fritz told him that the cave is packed with them. Hey Owlbert, why aren't you going into the cave?"
Owlbert smiled at Rhonda: "Ah...ladies first."
Rhonda looked in the dark cave: "It looks kind of spooky, you can go first."
Owlbert looked at the white rabbit: "I guess the honor goes to you miss Bunny."
Honey Bunny put her hands on her hips: "Well well, look who's scared now. Starbeast told Fritz that it was safe, but YOU...you're afraid to go in. I'm not afraid." She walked in.
Owlbert didn't move: "Find anything?"
Honey Bunny couldn't see and felt around the ground: "HEY, I think I found a big one!"
Owlbert rushed in: "Where...where? Ooowhooo it's dark as midnight in here."
Honey Bunny: "Just kneel down and feel around the ground."
Owlbert Owl: "Oh I get it, the stones are lying around in this loose sand. All we have to do is sift through the sand."
Rhonda Skunk walked slowly into the cave: "I'm coming in."
Honey Bunny: "Rhonda, just crawl around on the ground and sift through the sand to find the precious stones."
Rhonda smiled: "That's easy."
SUDDENLY AT THE OTHER END OF THE CAVE IT BECAME BRIGHT AND AN ARMY OF MONSTERS WAS RUNNING TOWARD THEM SCREAMING UNEARTHLY CRYS FOR CTHULHU. THE TRIO SCREAMED BACK AT THE HIDEOUS CREATURES THAT WERE APPROACHING FAST.
OWLBERT BOLTED OUT OF CAVE'S OPENING, THEN HE FLEW ALL WAY HOME AND DIDN'T LEAVE HIS HOUSE FOR A WEEK. HONEY AND RHONDA RAN OUT OF THE CAVE WHERE THEY MET FRITZ WHO EXPLAINED IT WAS A TRICK TO SCARE OWLBERT. THE LADIES LAUGHED WHEN THEY HEARD THAT AND NEVER TOLD OWLBERT THAT IT WAS MERELY A HALOGRAPHIC PROJECTED IMAGE FROM STARBEAST'S PORTABLE 3-D DVD PLAYER. THE LADIES ALSO DIDN'T TELL OWLBERT THAT THE FREAKY MONSTERS WERE ACTUALLY A SCENE FROM A HORROR MOVIE.
AS FOR FRITZ, HE HELD HIS HEAD HIGH AND SANG HAPPY SONGS, COMPLETELY CONFIDENT THAT OWLBERT WOULDN'T SCARE HIM AGAIN.............OR AT LEAST FOR A LONG WHILE.
Fritz strolled down a path in Honeyland: "...sunshine...on my shoulder...makes my happy...makes me smile..."
THE END