Post by mrkite23 on Jan 1, 2019 3:09:00 GMT 12
The Shed.
Sheds have been part and parcel to English gardens as long as there has been an English garden.
But one shed that has been around a garden and half of the universe and beyond and in our ongoing story and never explained is the shed at the bottom of the garden of a certain English man named Kite.
The thing is with Time Travel is that the more you use it the more confusing it becomes.
when you come back from travelling into the past or future (?), do you really know that in fact your still into the a part of your life in which you time traveled too or you have traveled back from the future to be in the exact point where you think you`re in fact back to the time you should be .
I know, It`s confusing.
But we will try to sort things out from where it all started.
The year is 2123.
Space travel is a common thing for the people of Earth that they look for another way of getting around the Universe as when you`ve been to see the solar flares majestically swoop around of the Moons of Saturn for the last twenty years , you start to think about something that has always been that one Golden Egg that mankind has always wanted to climb that beanstalk of science and never got past the very large giant of impossibility .
Time Travel.
But one man had an idea of how to get the proverbial beans and climb that Beanstalk.
His name was Albert
Albert Jack Van Helsing .
He was a brilliant man in all things to do with science, space exploration quantum psychics ,making a good brew and was a keen gardener.
In his lab on the 7th Moon of Jupiter he was trying to discover that one thing that mankind could not explain and was left all alone to just one of those things that could not be explained in anyway shape or form.
The Black Hole
Like pen tops that would just disappear in a blink of an eye and you never find a parking spot for your space hopper when your in a rush, Black Holes were still a mystery and some say that if you could get inside one you would be able to bend time and even time travel ? !
Albert had somehow figured out how to get inside a Worm Hole without being crushed to death or ending up 30 billion light years away from the nearest Starbucks .
His brilliant invention was called C.O.W. I
Computerized Orbital Wormholer.
Made from a metal so strong that it took three weeks just to engrave the letters C.O.W. on to the top of the orbital space craft that would be sent off into the nearest Wormhole and hopefully bring back a piece of rock or some evidence or whatever was inside the great mass that destroyed and swallowed solar systems at a blink of an eye .
Albert was getting on a bit by the time the C.O.W. came back from the mission that would change everything in his and indeed a lot of people live`s
He was now in his seventy`s and he was very alone on the Moon that had been his home for most of his life time, people who had been with him at the beginning of his career had retired and gave up of COW ever getting back
They had gone back to Earth or headed out further into the Solar system to find out if the other unanswered question that was an itch of brilliant minds of mankind .
Is there other life out there?.
He was in his Garden the day that C.O.W landed in the very same spot it had set off 40 years ago .
An alarm that was set up by the team to alert the C.O.W.s return so long ago nobody had bothered to change the batteries , but it still managed a little "Beep"
The old man put on another coat as it could be a bit chilly on Jupiter`s moons considering that the nights went on for about three weeks and he strolled to the landing site of his greatest creation through the long hallways and finally to the old abandoned launch sight .
He wiped away the Moon Spiders cobwebs from the light switch and pulled down the lever and in the smoke and cobwebs across the room on the large launch pad sat C.O.W.
The machine was battered and bent into an almost oval shape and covered in space dust .
Albert walked up to the machine very slowly as though it was like a sleeping animal he was n`t to keen on waking up .
He then slowly reached out and pressed a big red button that was on the top of the great machine .
Nothing .
Then there was a strange clicking noise, the sound you hear when you know it`s time to buy a new Toaster .
A panel opened and a tray slid out and slowly stopped in front of Albert`s opened mouthed face .
Sat on the tray was a mouse .
The mouse blinked raised his two very small forefront legs up to his small face and straightened his whiskers.
“A mouse?” said Albert to no one but himself and the little furry creature .
Could there be a mistake ? had his machine gone off course and found itself in a pet shop ?
No .
The most unexplained part of the mass in of all the billions of universe`s the Worm Hole is infested with Mice?
Doubt it.
So then the brilliant scientist accepted the idea that in the answer to all his questions was a mouse .
He reached to the mouse and gently picked him up and put him on his flat palm of his hand and looked into his small beady eyes
At that moment the mouse was gone.
Now staring at his empty palm Albert looked around his feet, padded down his pockets of his coats .
Then he looked back at the Probe`s tray and there once again the mouse sat looking at Albert .
Once again Albert picked the mouse up and this time held the mouse a bit tighter and made his way back through the long hallways and back to where Albert spent most of his last few years in his garden
Just as he went through the great glass doors of his self maintained garden he felt a sudden jerk and found himself that he was back at the landing sight.
The mouse sat on the tray once again and with his two forefront legs straightened his whiskers.
“Weird “said Albert to himself and the mouse.
Once again picked up the mouse and this time looked at his watch that he been given to him as a present from his great Uncle when he had graduated to The Science Academy all those years ago .
He then looked at the large launch pad clock that was still counting the hours from when the ship had left 40 years ago.
They didn’t match up but in fact there was a 20 minute difference.
About the time it took him to walk back to the Garden.
Albert this time got a small container and put the mouse inside and set off once again this time he arrived back to find that he was back among his plants and he put the mouse inside his old antique shed .
He opened the box and let out the mouse who then ran up the table leg and stopped to look at Albert and then he started to shake and then he disappeared .
He stood looking at the space where the mouse had been, rubbed his head in a way that looked like that legend Detective Columbo used to do in those archive news reels that had been discovered many years ago
He turned around and stepped out of the Shed
"Get down!"
someone shouted
Albert looked at where the instructions had come from and saw lots of men in uniforms with guns pointing his way , he turned a hundred and eighty degrees and got back in the shed
The mouse was sat on the table with a face that looked apologetic
And from , it seemed nowhere Albert heard a voice
"Sorry about that , I should have warned you , we seemed to be in another time line , and I think we may even back on Earth , unless The Third Riech managed to invade Jupiter`s Moons "
Albert looked around the Shed to see where this voice had come from , even though it felt like it was inside his head , a silly notion
but it appeared that apart from the mouse he was alone .
"Now , don`t be alarmed said the voice but it`s me that is conversing with you , my name is Eric and I`m a mouse and I`ve learned the art of Telepathy "
"I`ve finally gone insane , with being alone for so long on this barren moon "
Albert said to himself, so he thought
No that comes later said Eric
There it was again Albert said to himself
"I think we need to have a little chit chat " said the voice in his head again
"I`ll try and explain it in layman`s terms ..
I`m from the future and I`ve not always been a mouse , what I was before , I`ve forgotten as I must be about two thousand years old now and it`s hard to keep up with all the goings on ..
Anyway , I was minding my own business one day and this thing , your machine I guess landed on my planet and scoped me up and dropped me in the compartment and off it went and I ended up here after going around the universe a few times I ended up here .
We , well, you, start to realize that all my disappearing was in fact time flux`s form all the the effects of going through a Wormhole and cut a long story short
I`m a Time Traveling conduit and I`m totally wired up to the universe and everything else and I have this knack of Time traveling past and future and the same with your Machine
So you build a device with an ancient computer that can predict spaces in time and we set it like an egg timer and away we go
The device is called a Antikythera Computer
We did`nt really call it that at the time it was made 2000 years ago by Archimedes as to him it was a astral calendar of sorts
Archie was a long time friend of mine as I got stuck in that time for a few years and I explained my plight and he built this computer that would read time , space and lunar eclipses etc, anyway he just finished it and I was about to leave , the bloody Romans invaded Sicily took the darn thing set off in their ships and sailed straight into a storm and sank off the coast of Antikythrea and it stayed at the bottom of the ocean until 2000 years later Coral divers found it sent it to all the clever people of that time to figure out what it was , for which they could`nt.
2000 years later we get it from the archives of Earth boxes from Planet XI and , cut a long story short we ended up time traveling in this very shed as its not something that brings attention when it appears in strange places, clever eh ! .
Does that explain everything ?
No , said Albert
I knew were going to say that as we`ve already had this conversation .
Eric rubbed his ears
It`s the Carousel effect Said Eric
When your Time Traveling there is no beginning and no end , it`s just one big circle , you can`t get off !
So lets not get into a big debate on how I ended up here again as we are going down the road of The Butterfly Effect and if we start changing things we might end up somewhere we will regret, like the 1980`s.
So after they went through lots of Medical checks and self assessing of Albert`s mental state he and Eric ( Eric watched ) got started on fixing up the Shed with the Antikthrea device and after a few tests which was just Eric in the Shed
Albert tweaked it here and there and after a few incidents which found the Shed 3000 years in the past where a great Dinosaur tried to eat the Shed and took half the roof off , which was a bit of worry and as it so happened on October 7, 1996 some researchers found a Screw embedded in a rock from the Shed and left all those Scientists scratching their heads as to how the hell a screw ended up in Western Russia 3000 years back when the only things that was roaming the Earth were Dinosaurs .
So the Time Traveling Shed was born .
Now that Albert had the most incredible and the most dangerous piece of Technology in the history of the universe what should he do with it .
Go back and watch the birth of Christ ? , convince JFK to give the Dallas motorcade a miss, maybe a bit too much and of course there`s the Butterfly Effect
See The Beatles play the Cavern and the best of the lot for Albert was to have a front seat of the Apollo 11 landing on the Moon
Albert loved that era of Mankind . He felt he belonged in that time , he did`nt understand or know why .
So he thought if he was going to have a maiden voyage in the Shed why not see man`s first steps into Space travel .
So Albert threw a Spacesuit and a jet pack in the Shed and set the date for July 20th 1969 and took one small step into the Shed and with Eric inside his coat pocket .
And so the Shed was placed down on the dark side of the moon about half an hour before the Eagle was set to land .
Suited and jet packed up Albert stepped out of the Shed and made his way to the spot where the now second man would walk on the moon
Albert had fixed an optical camera lenses to his eyes so he`d have a few photo souvenirs
Then he got as close as he could to the site and he pressed the thruster button just to give him a bit of a higher advantage and he shot like a rocket into space and passing the Eagle`s window portal and he was sure that one of the Astronauts saw him
Oh Shoot !
He managed to control the jet pack and once again landed on the moon .
That was one giant leap he giggled to himself
The Eagle landed and Neil Armstrong set foot as which was never known to him or the rest of the human race that he would be now the third time man had set foot on the moon .
Albert got back to the Shed and as he took off his suit the voice in his head asked
How did it go ?
“Yeh, no problem “ he lied .
To be continued .
youtu.be/RMINSD7MmT4
Sheds have been part and parcel to English gardens as long as there has been an English garden.
But one shed that has been around a garden and half of the universe and beyond and in our ongoing story and never explained is the shed at the bottom of the garden of a certain English man named Kite.
The thing is with Time Travel is that the more you use it the more confusing it becomes.
when you come back from travelling into the past or future (?), do you really know that in fact your still into the a part of your life in which you time traveled too or you have traveled back from the future to be in the exact point where you think you`re in fact back to the time you should be .
I know, It`s confusing.
But we will try to sort things out from where it all started.
The year is 2123.
Space travel is a common thing for the people of Earth that they look for another way of getting around the Universe as when you`ve been to see the solar flares majestically swoop around of the Moons of Saturn for the last twenty years , you start to think about something that has always been that one Golden Egg that mankind has always wanted to climb that beanstalk of science and never got past the very large giant of impossibility .
Time Travel.
But one man had an idea of how to get the proverbial beans and climb that Beanstalk.
His name was Albert
Albert Jack Van Helsing .
He was a brilliant man in all things to do with science, space exploration quantum psychics ,making a good brew and was a keen gardener.
In his lab on the 7th Moon of Jupiter he was trying to discover that one thing that mankind could not explain and was left all alone to just one of those things that could not be explained in anyway shape or form.
The Black Hole
Like pen tops that would just disappear in a blink of an eye and you never find a parking spot for your space hopper when your in a rush, Black Holes were still a mystery and some say that if you could get inside one you would be able to bend time and even time travel ? !
Albert had somehow figured out how to get inside a Worm Hole without being crushed to death or ending up 30 billion light years away from the nearest Starbucks .
His brilliant invention was called C.O.W. I
Computerized Orbital Wormholer.
Made from a metal so strong that it took three weeks just to engrave the letters C.O.W. on to the top of the orbital space craft that would be sent off into the nearest Wormhole and hopefully bring back a piece of rock or some evidence or whatever was inside the great mass that destroyed and swallowed solar systems at a blink of an eye .
Albert was getting on a bit by the time the C.O.W. came back from the mission that would change everything in his and indeed a lot of people live`s
He was now in his seventy`s and he was very alone on the Moon that had been his home for most of his life time, people who had been with him at the beginning of his career had retired and gave up of COW ever getting back
They had gone back to Earth or headed out further into the Solar system to find out if the other unanswered question that was an itch of brilliant minds of mankind .
Is there other life out there?.
He was in his Garden the day that C.O.W landed in the very same spot it had set off 40 years ago .
An alarm that was set up by the team to alert the C.O.W.s return so long ago nobody had bothered to change the batteries , but it still managed a little "Beep"
The old man put on another coat as it could be a bit chilly on Jupiter`s moons considering that the nights went on for about three weeks and he strolled to the landing site of his greatest creation through the long hallways and finally to the old abandoned launch sight .
He wiped away the Moon Spiders cobwebs from the light switch and pulled down the lever and in the smoke and cobwebs across the room on the large launch pad sat C.O.W.
The machine was battered and bent into an almost oval shape and covered in space dust .
Albert walked up to the machine very slowly as though it was like a sleeping animal he was n`t to keen on waking up .
He then slowly reached out and pressed a big red button that was on the top of the great machine .
Nothing .
Then there was a strange clicking noise, the sound you hear when you know it`s time to buy a new Toaster .
A panel opened and a tray slid out and slowly stopped in front of Albert`s opened mouthed face .
Sat on the tray was a mouse .
The mouse blinked raised his two very small forefront legs up to his small face and straightened his whiskers.
“A mouse?” said Albert to no one but himself and the little furry creature .
Could there be a mistake ? had his machine gone off course and found itself in a pet shop ?
No .
The most unexplained part of the mass in of all the billions of universe`s the Worm Hole is infested with Mice?
Doubt it.
So then the brilliant scientist accepted the idea that in the answer to all his questions was a mouse .
He reached to the mouse and gently picked him up and put him on his flat palm of his hand and looked into his small beady eyes
At that moment the mouse was gone.
Now staring at his empty palm Albert looked around his feet, padded down his pockets of his coats .
Then he looked back at the Probe`s tray and there once again the mouse sat looking at Albert .
Once again Albert picked the mouse up and this time held the mouse a bit tighter and made his way back through the long hallways and back to where Albert spent most of his last few years in his garden
Just as he went through the great glass doors of his self maintained garden he felt a sudden jerk and found himself that he was back at the landing sight.
The mouse sat on the tray once again and with his two forefront legs straightened his whiskers.
“Weird “said Albert to himself and the mouse.
Once again picked up the mouse and this time looked at his watch that he been given to him as a present from his great Uncle when he had graduated to The Science Academy all those years ago .
He then looked at the large launch pad clock that was still counting the hours from when the ship had left 40 years ago.
They didn’t match up but in fact there was a 20 minute difference.
About the time it took him to walk back to the Garden.
Albert this time got a small container and put the mouse inside and set off once again this time he arrived back to find that he was back among his plants and he put the mouse inside his old antique shed .
He opened the box and let out the mouse who then ran up the table leg and stopped to look at Albert and then he started to shake and then he disappeared .
He stood looking at the space where the mouse had been, rubbed his head in a way that looked like that legend Detective Columbo used to do in those archive news reels that had been discovered many years ago
He turned around and stepped out of the Shed
"Get down!"
someone shouted
Albert looked at where the instructions had come from and saw lots of men in uniforms with guns pointing his way , he turned a hundred and eighty degrees and got back in the shed
The mouse was sat on the table with a face that looked apologetic
And from , it seemed nowhere Albert heard a voice
"Sorry about that , I should have warned you , we seemed to be in another time line , and I think we may even back on Earth , unless The Third Riech managed to invade Jupiter`s Moons "
Albert looked around the Shed to see where this voice had come from , even though it felt like it was inside his head , a silly notion
but it appeared that apart from the mouse he was alone .
"Now , don`t be alarmed said the voice but it`s me that is conversing with you , my name is Eric and I`m a mouse and I`ve learned the art of Telepathy "
"I`ve finally gone insane , with being alone for so long on this barren moon "
Albert said to himself, so he thought
No that comes later said Eric
There it was again Albert said to himself
"I think we need to have a little chit chat " said the voice in his head again
"I`ll try and explain it in layman`s terms ..
I`m from the future and I`ve not always been a mouse , what I was before , I`ve forgotten as I must be about two thousand years old now and it`s hard to keep up with all the goings on ..
Anyway , I was minding my own business one day and this thing , your machine I guess landed on my planet and scoped me up and dropped me in the compartment and off it went and I ended up here after going around the universe a few times I ended up here .
We , well, you, start to realize that all my disappearing was in fact time flux`s form all the the effects of going through a Wormhole and cut a long story short
I`m a Time Traveling conduit and I`m totally wired up to the universe and everything else and I have this knack of Time traveling past and future and the same with your Machine
So you build a device with an ancient computer that can predict spaces in time and we set it like an egg timer and away we go
The device is called a Antikythera Computer
We did`nt really call it that at the time it was made 2000 years ago by Archimedes as to him it was a astral calendar of sorts
Archie was a long time friend of mine as I got stuck in that time for a few years and I explained my plight and he built this computer that would read time , space and lunar eclipses etc, anyway he just finished it and I was about to leave , the bloody Romans invaded Sicily took the darn thing set off in their ships and sailed straight into a storm and sank off the coast of Antikythrea and it stayed at the bottom of the ocean until 2000 years later Coral divers found it sent it to all the clever people of that time to figure out what it was , for which they could`nt.
2000 years later we get it from the archives of Earth boxes from Planet XI and , cut a long story short we ended up time traveling in this very shed as its not something that brings attention when it appears in strange places, clever eh ! .
Does that explain everything ?
No , said Albert
I knew were going to say that as we`ve already had this conversation .
Eric rubbed his ears
It`s the Carousel effect Said Eric
When your Time Traveling there is no beginning and no end , it`s just one big circle , you can`t get off !
So lets not get into a big debate on how I ended up here again as we are going down the road of The Butterfly Effect and if we start changing things we might end up somewhere we will regret, like the 1980`s.
So after they went through lots of Medical checks and self assessing of Albert`s mental state he and Eric ( Eric watched ) got started on fixing up the Shed with the Antikthrea device and after a few tests which was just Eric in the Shed
Albert tweaked it here and there and after a few incidents which found the Shed 3000 years in the past where a great Dinosaur tried to eat the Shed and took half the roof off , which was a bit of worry and as it so happened on October 7, 1996 some researchers found a Screw embedded in a rock from the Shed and left all those Scientists scratching their heads as to how the hell a screw ended up in Western Russia 3000 years back when the only things that was roaming the Earth were Dinosaurs .
So the Time Traveling Shed was born .
Now that Albert had the most incredible and the most dangerous piece of Technology in the history of the universe what should he do with it .
Go back and watch the birth of Christ ? , convince JFK to give the Dallas motorcade a miss, maybe a bit too much and of course there`s the Butterfly Effect
See The Beatles play the Cavern and the best of the lot for Albert was to have a front seat of the Apollo 11 landing on the Moon
Albert loved that era of Mankind . He felt he belonged in that time , he did`nt understand or know why .
So he thought if he was going to have a maiden voyage in the Shed why not see man`s first steps into Space travel .
So Albert threw a Spacesuit and a jet pack in the Shed and set the date for July 20th 1969 and took one small step into the Shed and with Eric inside his coat pocket .
And so the Shed was placed down on the dark side of the moon about half an hour before the Eagle was set to land .
Suited and jet packed up Albert stepped out of the Shed and made his way to the spot where the now second man would walk on the moon
Albert had fixed an optical camera lenses to his eyes so he`d have a few photo souvenirs
Then he got as close as he could to the site and he pressed the thruster button just to give him a bit of a higher advantage and he shot like a rocket into space and passing the Eagle`s window portal and he was sure that one of the Astronauts saw him
Oh Shoot !
He managed to control the jet pack and once again landed on the moon .
That was one giant leap he giggled to himself
The Eagle landed and Neil Armstrong set foot as which was never known to him or the rest of the human race that he would be now the third time man had set foot on the moon .
Albert got back to the Shed and as he took off his suit the voice in his head asked
How did it go ?
“Yeh, no problem “ he lied .
To be continued .
youtu.be/RMINSD7MmT4