Post by mrkite23 on Feb 11, 2019 6:54:45 GMT 12
So where next ?
“Do you think we should get back to my timeline “ said Albert while taking off his spacesuit and pondering about an article he once read about the Apollo 11 team spotting an unidentified flying object outside the window of the Eagle
Bit tricky that. the furry ball replied
The mouse turned around and lifted his little front leg and pointed at the black box in the corner
Smoke was pouring out of the top of it .
“What !” screamed Albert
And he ran to the box and frantically waved his hand above it .
"Where is a bucket of water when you need one ? "
Not a good idea that with what is inside that box
“What`s inside that box ?“ said Albert
Who now started to really think that Time Travelling with a small mouse who was talking to him inside his head and seems to know more than himself what was going on as he really did`nt think that he understood how this machine worked even though he had built it
The smoke slowly spewed like a white snake from the box
The thing is , said Eric
That the machine seems to need a reboot now and again
“It`s burnt out “
Yes
“So what happens now ?”
Have we got a pack of cards ?
“Look , I`m really getting a bit worried that my mind is having some kind of daylight hallucinations as I now seem to be stuck on the moon in a Shed talking to mouse in another century and wondering if I would have enough to eat until Apollo 12 turns up next year and I can hitch a lift off them . “
The thing is , said Eric once again thought best to calm Albert down
With Time Travel , nothing is certain and also as the more you travel you loose your sense of being as when you actually think about it your not supposed to be here .
Your spirit, or if you like soul is in the ether and not meant to be in another dimension
“I`m loosing my mind arn`t I ? “
Yes, but that`s normal in these circumstances , nothing to worry about .
“Nothing to worry about ?! “
I`ll tell to you a story while were waiting ..
I`ve not put all my cards on the table and I think its time I explained a few things
It all started round about four and a half thousand years ago in the future
I`m from the constellation Cygnus and I lived on Planet Talos IV
I was just your average man going around doing the odd job here and there just cleaning the windows on my Hoover Car and this strange weird object appeared from nowhere and scoped me up .
Luckily for me are people had learned the art of transformation so I managed to turn into something small
''You turned into mouse and your an Alien?!''
I don`t like that word Alien , people get nervous and start shooting if you mention it
''I have lost my mind''
Your man of science ? and I`m sure you did`nt think that Humans were the only life form in the universe ?
"Well...Yes"
I`m sorry to put this to you but we are the reason your planting strawberries on a Moon off the planet Jupiter
"We ?, this is all a bit science fiction and so now your telling me you and your kind are our ancestors, and please explain how you came up with the art of Transformation !"
You`ve just witnessed a man walking on the Moon in which at the beginning of that decade that was pure Science Fiction.
A caterpillar turns into a butterfly in your Garden
Science Fiction ?
And you are having a conversation with a Mouse in your head and your waiting for a Time Machine to warm up .
"Good point"
Albert was now thinking he`d fallen down a very large Rabbit hole in which he was going to end up loosing his head .
So then , back to my tale.
As you know your Probe which was now a Time Machine was still in it`s random state and it picked me up and the next thing I found myself 3000 years into the past on your planet Earth and in the country called Egypt
Ancient Egypt to you .
So the C.O.W. sat on the banks of the Nile and took a sample of the sand in which helped me to get out and I set off to get something to eat as I had a craving for cheese
I transformed into the first creature I came across which was a man fishing in the Nile
Only trouble was I was completely naked
He saw me, and of course I was identical to him
He screams out
"By the tail of Khafre it`s a demon !"
And he ran off
"You understand ancient Egyptian then?"
Of course I have an inbuilt sound translator
"Of course you do!"
Albert did`nt want to even ask how the hell that came about
So I followed his footsteps in the sand and came to a village market and "borrowed "a loincloth.
I found a stall which had some very nice cheese and helped myself to a piece and I was confronted by the seller
"Who the hell are you, to steal my wares ? he said
I`m Khafre I replied as it was probably a good reply as any .
And after he stopped laughing , he says
"Your not Khafre , your the Fisherman from the other side of the Village , I remember you now
"So who is Khafre then ?" I asked
"For he is an almighty God and he is half man half Lion "
So I obliged .
"You transformed into a half man half Lion ?"
Yep , you should of seen there faces and in a moment the entire Market was on it`s knees with there heads in the sand .
I became a living God .
"And Cow ?"
I got my slaves to bring it to my new temple I had built as I really liked all this worshiping I were getting and manged to figure out how to turn it off .
I really enjoyed my new life so much I did`nt really care to go back home to being an ordinary worker back on Talos IV
I Learned the Egyptians many things and we became a great nation and I had many wives and many children
And there you have it
My great great great great great great ...
"Yes , very funny, I`m not Egyptian "
Are you not ? .
"No I`m from Riverside, Iowa and what made you decide to give it all up then ?"
The trouble is that when your a living God you get a lot of unbelievers , and someone came up with the idea that there were no God`s and started to question my rule, what is it with the human race ?
If there is anything that does`nt comprehend in there small minded way of life they have to destroy it and you get these crazy people who love a good assassination and have you ever tried to employ food tasters ?
It does not matter how much money you offer and the opportunity of plenty of overtime, there is`nt much call for that line in work and it really is a dying trade
I thought it was time to move on
So as much as it`s great to be a Ascension being , it`s not worth the hassle
And I decided from that day I was dodging arrows going to the outside loo I thought how simple my life would be if I was a mouse .
Who has ever wanted to assassinate a mouse ?
"Erm..."
Exactly .
And then a green light came on above Albert`s head .
There we are , were ready to go .
“And where are we going ?” asked Albert
I Think we`ll go and see my old friends Nikola Telsa and Professor William Crookes
It would be best if we get some extra Tesla coils , I think the huge jump we did has had a bit of effect on the Shed and we only need go back 68 years to London , England .
“Telsa , didn`t he invent the remote control ?”
Amongst other things sighed Eric
“And tell me how the Devil did you became friends with Telsa and , Crookes was it ? “
Telsa , he`s one of you and Crookes, he was the first in modern time Humans to discover he could do Telepathy
He even wrote a book about it
How to do Telepathy in 23 Volumes
“ Well that sorts out the awkward explanation of me talking to a mouse I guess, what do you mean by “one of me ?! “
He`s an Astral Traveler and he`s also been working on a Time Machine under the name of Professor Ivan Burntoast .
"An Astral Traveller ?, what is an Astral Traveller "
In Time .said Eric .
And off they went to the Victorian era of England when things were damn right strange and it was really hotting up as it was the same time as people were seeing Ghosts and even having them for Tea .
The Shed appeared in London 1900 and the two travelers stepped into a foggy street and set off to find Nikola Telsa
People stared in bemusement at Albert who was dressed in his all in one suit with the ringed collar and ringed sleeves that were all the fashion in his century since the discovery of the documentation of the 1950`s classic of The Day The Earth Stood Still .
You`d better borrow some clothes
"I 'm not going to borrow anybody`s clothes , They will just have to stare "
Fair enough, but don"t blame me if you become the attention of an angry mob carrying pitch forks and flaming torches or even put you in a Circus or a Mental asylum .
"I think you watch to many documentations from the 20th Century"
How can I ? I`m a mouse .
The last time I was here they put my old friend john Merrick in a Circus just because he was a bit different ...
"Lets get a move on! " interrupted Albert
After a few rubs on his ears Eric remembered where Telsa was in residence in his London home .
Albert knocked at the door
An old woman answered.
"Yeess" She said the old woman as they did back then with an contempt look.
"I`ve come to see Mr Telsa "
About some Coils . Said Eric in Albert head
"About some Coils " continued Albert
"Wait Here " and she slammed the door in Albert`s face
Minutes later the door opened and the woman stared at Albert
"Are you from the Circus ?" She asked
Tell her your a friend of Eric Khafre . Said the mouse
"I`m a friend of Eric Khafre"
"Your not from the Circus then ?" she said and then set off down the hallway with a wrinkled old finger gesturing Albert to follow .
She led him into a large room that was like a science lab that had been put together by Feng Shui apprentices
A tall thin man stood in the center of the room with a woman who was also tall with an elegant hat with lace hanging over her face and dressed all in black and was holding a large cigarette holder
The man turned towards Albert
"I`m Mr Telsa and this is my dear friend Sabrina Waters from the London University and my I ask who are you ?"
"I`m Albert and this" He reached into his pocket
"Is friend of yours apparently "
And he pulled out Eric
The woman screamed and stood on a chair .
In a flash Eric was gone from Albert`s hand and there stood a completely naked six foot man with hair that so bleached blonde he`d look the part in a 1980`s metal band
The woman fainted and Telsa caught her and waved his hand in front of her face with one hand and passing Eric a silver tray from the table and pointed to Eric to cover up his wares
"Nice to see you again my friend" said Eric ." We need a few of your coils to help us get back to our time and the planet Saturn and it`s moon Mimas "
"No problem , but I have some discoveries that may be even better than my coils for with my friend here , for she is an spiritual Traveler and she`s come in contact with an a Ascension master who has helped us find the Star gate portals in this timeline and it so happens the nearest is Stonehenge for which is the portal to Saturn . "
"What the chances!" said Albert
Sabrina came round and stared at the now Humanoid Eric and Albert .
"Your a Demigod ! , I have so many questions to ask you ! "
"We don`t have time right now " as Eric was looking around the room for something to wear
"Do I know you sir ?" for now Sabrina had turned to Albert
"I should think not unless you are from the future and been on the Saturn moon Mimas the last 40 or so years and if you are ? I don`t get out much . "
"Yes , yes , I don`t mean your now Mortal life , as I can see your aura around you and indeed you are an Astral Traveler ."
"Nonsense , I`m a Scientist from 2123 and I`m now seem to be really having trouble with what is going on at the moment
I `ve gone from a quiet life in my lab from finding out I`ve ended up with a Time Machine with a Mouse that turns out to be an Alien and then watching a moon landing to ended up in Victorian England and now I seems it turns out I`m an Astral Traveler "
Albert sat down and put his head in his hands .
"I don`t like that word..Alien " said Eric
"I`m sorry " said Albert standing up
"But I think we need to get going as being here in this time is`nt really going help anyone"
Telsa rang a bell an the old woman came into the room
"Can you get your brother to come to the back of the house with his truck as soon as possible , I have a job for him "
"Yess" said the old woman and took a look at Eric and then left the room mumbling something about if she was 30 years younger .
"We will get you to Stonehenge and it will be an easy trip for you without damaging the Shed " said Telsa
The Shed was loaded on the back of the Lorry and with all the goodbyes said the duo which was now Albert and again a mouse set off for Stonehenge which would be a very welcome short cut back home
There was a storm brewing and by the time they reached the ancient monuments it was like the end of the world .
Back in London Telsa looked out of the window .
" Did I mention that it`s not best to use the Star Gate in bad weather Sabrina ?"
Sabrina just held her Crystal pendant around her neck and spoke in German.
"Was sein wird wird sein " she said .
The Shed sat in the middle of the ancient stones and Albert walked inside the Shed and at that moment a lighting bolt struck the Shed and in an instant the Shed was gone .
That exact moment in 1971 on the very same date as Albert`s launch at the Stonehenge site
Four Hippies had set up camp in the famous stones and lit a fire which was spotted by the Farmer who had just finished rounding up his cows for the night and saw an amazing blue light above the site of Stonehenge and in an instant the Hippies completely disappeared and replaced by an old man in a strange kind of space suit .
"Alien!" cried the farmer and he ran off .
I don`t like that word said a voice in Albert`s head .
Meanwhile back in Salisbury 1900 the four young Hippies found themselves in a Shed .
"Far out ! said the first Hippy who held up a large cigarette which was now smoking at both ends .
They got out of the Shed and spotted a small crowd heading towards them with Pitchforks and burning torches .
"Best get back in the shed" said one of them
All four of them turned round to the Shed which was now no longer there.
"What a bummer " they all said in unison .
Albert was now sat on a stone wondering what the hell he was doing there and what was the voice in his head
He could`nt remember how he ended up in the middle of nowhere in a strange suit and with a camp fire burning and with a few things lying around
A Guitar
He picked it up , played an E .
Needs tuning he said to himself and then at the corner of his eyes something ran along the ground .
He saw an Afghan coat
He put it on as he was now feeling the cold wind blowing and it started to rain .
"That`s it I`ve finally lost my mind and I think the next commune I end up in I`m staying off the Magic Mushrooms" he said to himself .
Follow the Ley lines North and find a boy called Kite . Said the voice in his head again .
To be continued .
“Do you think we should get back to my timeline “ said Albert while taking off his spacesuit and pondering about an article he once read about the Apollo 11 team spotting an unidentified flying object outside the window of the Eagle
Bit tricky that. the furry ball replied
The mouse turned around and lifted his little front leg and pointed at the black box in the corner
Smoke was pouring out of the top of it .
“What !” screamed Albert
And he ran to the box and frantically waved his hand above it .
"Where is a bucket of water when you need one ? "
Not a good idea that with what is inside that box
“What`s inside that box ?“ said Albert
Who now started to really think that Time Travelling with a small mouse who was talking to him inside his head and seems to know more than himself what was going on as he really did`nt think that he understood how this machine worked even though he had built it
The smoke slowly spewed like a white snake from the box
The thing is , said Eric
That the machine seems to need a reboot now and again
“It`s burnt out “
Yes
“So what happens now ?”
Have we got a pack of cards ?
“Look , I`m really getting a bit worried that my mind is having some kind of daylight hallucinations as I now seem to be stuck on the moon in a Shed talking to mouse in another century and wondering if I would have enough to eat until Apollo 12 turns up next year and I can hitch a lift off them . “
The thing is , said Eric once again thought best to calm Albert down
With Time Travel , nothing is certain and also as the more you travel you loose your sense of being as when you actually think about it your not supposed to be here .
Your spirit, or if you like soul is in the ether and not meant to be in another dimension
“I`m loosing my mind arn`t I ? “
Yes, but that`s normal in these circumstances , nothing to worry about .
“Nothing to worry about ?! “
I`ll tell to you a story while were waiting ..
I`ve not put all my cards on the table and I think its time I explained a few things
It all started round about four and a half thousand years ago in the future
I`m from the constellation Cygnus and I lived on Planet Talos IV
I was just your average man going around doing the odd job here and there just cleaning the windows on my Hoover Car and this strange weird object appeared from nowhere and scoped me up .
Luckily for me are people had learned the art of transformation so I managed to turn into something small
''You turned into mouse and your an Alien?!''
I don`t like that word Alien , people get nervous and start shooting if you mention it
''I have lost my mind''
Your man of science ? and I`m sure you did`nt think that Humans were the only life form in the universe ?
"Well...Yes"
I`m sorry to put this to you but we are the reason your planting strawberries on a Moon off the planet Jupiter
"We ?, this is all a bit science fiction and so now your telling me you and your kind are our ancestors, and please explain how you came up with the art of Transformation !"
You`ve just witnessed a man walking on the Moon in which at the beginning of that decade that was pure Science Fiction.
A caterpillar turns into a butterfly in your Garden
Science Fiction ?
And you are having a conversation with a Mouse in your head and your waiting for a Time Machine to warm up .
"Good point"
Albert was now thinking he`d fallen down a very large Rabbit hole in which he was going to end up loosing his head .
So then , back to my tale.
As you know your Probe which was now a Time Machine was still in it`s random state and it picked me up and the next thing I found myself 3000 years into the past on your planet Earth and in the country called Egypt
Ancient Egypt to you .
So the C.O.W. sat on the banks of the Nile and took a sample of the sand in which helped me to get out and I set off to get something to eat as I had a craving for cheese
I transformed into the first creature I came across which was a man fishing in the Nile
Only trouble was I was completely naked
He saw me, and of course I was identical to him
He screams out
"By the tail of Khafre it`s a demon !"
And he ran off
"You understand ancient Egyptian then?"
Of course I have an inbuilt sound translator
"Of course you do!"
Albert did`nt want to even ask how the hell that came about
So I followed his footsteps in the sand and came to a village market and "borrowed "a loincloth.
I found a stall which had some very nice cheese and helped myself to a piece and I was confronted by the seller
"Who the hell are you, to steal my wares ? he said
I`m Khafre I replied as it was probably a good reply as any .
And after he stopped laughing , he says
"Your not Khafre , your the Fisherman from the other side of the Village , I remember you now
"So who is Khafre then ?" I asked
"For he is an almighty God and he is half man half Lion "
So I obliged .
"You transformed into a half man half Lion ?"
Yep , you should of seen there faces and in a moment the entire Market was on it`s knees with there heads in the sand .
I became a living God .
"And Cow ?"
I got my slaves to bring it to my new temple I had built as I really liked all this worshiping I were getting and manged to figure out how to turn it off .
I really enjoyed my new life so much I did`nt really care to go back home to being an ordinary worker back on Talos IV
I Learned the Egyptians many things and we became a great nation and I had many wives and many children
And there you have it
My great great great great great great ...
"Yes , very funny, I`m not Egyptian "
Are you not ? .
"No I`m from Riverside, Iowa and what made you decide to give it all up then ?"
The trouble is that when your a living God you get a lot of unbelievers , and someone came up with the idea that there were no God`s and started to question my rule, what is it with the human race ?
If there is anything that does`nt comprehend in there small minded way of life they have to destroy it and you get these crazy people who love a good assassination and have you ever tried to employ food tasters ?
It does not matter how much money you offer and the opportunity of plenty of overtime, there is`nt much call for that line in work and it really is a dying trade
I thought it was time to move on
So as much as it`s great to be a Ascension being , it`s not worth the hassle
And I decided from that day I was dodging arrows going to the outside loo I thought how simple my life would be if I was a mouse .
Who has ever wanted to assassinate a mouse ?
"Erm..."
Exactly .
And then a green light came on above Albert`s head .
There we are , were ready to go .
“And where are we going ?” asked Albert
I Think we`ll go and see my old friends Nikola Telsa and Professor William Crookes
It would be best if we get some extra Tesla coils , I think the huge jump we did has had a bit of effect on the Shed and we only need go back 68 years to London , England .
“Telsa , didn`t he invent the remote control ?”
Amongst other things sighed Eric
“And tell me how the Devil did you became friends with Telsa and , Crookes was it ? “
Telsa , he`s one of you and Crookes, he was the first in modern time Humans to discover he could do Telepathy
He even wrote a book about it
How to do Telepathy in 23 Volumes
“ Well that sorts out the awkward explanation of me talking to a mouse I guess, what do you mean by “one of me ?! “
He`s an Astral Traveler and he`s also been working on a Time Machine under the name of Professor Ivan Burntoast .
"An Astral Traveller ?, what is an Astral Traveller "
In Time .said Eric .
And off they went to the Victorian era of England when things were damn right strange and it was really hotting up as it was the same time as people were seeing Ghosts and even having them for Tea .
The Shed appeared in London 1900 and the two travelers stepped into a foggy street and set off to find Nikola Telsa
People stared in bemusement at Albert who was dressed in his all in one suit with the ringed collar and ringed sleeves that were all the fashion in his century since the discovery of the documentation of the 1950`s classic of The Day The Earth Stood Still .
You`d better borrow some clothes
"I 'm not going to borrow anybody`s clothes , They will just have to stare "
Fair enough, but don"t blame me if you become the attention of an angry mob carrying pitch forks and flaming torches or even put you in a Circus or a Mental asylum .
"I think you watch to many documentations from the 20th Century"
How can I ? I`m a mouse .
The last time I was here they put my old friend john Merrick in a Circus just because he was a bit different ...
"Lets get a move on! " interrupted Albert
After a few rubs on his ears Eric remembered where Telsa was in residence in his London home .
Albert knocked at the door
An old woman answered.
"Yeess" She said the old woman as they did back then with an contempt look.
"I`ve come to see Mr Telsa "
About some Coils . Said Eric in Albert head
"About some Coils " continued Albert
"Wait Here " and she slammed the door in Albert`s face
Minutes later the door opened and the woman stared at Albert
"Are you from the Circus ?" She asked
Tell her your a friend of Eric Khafre . Said the mouse
"I`m a friend of Eric Khafre"
"Your not from the Circus then ?" she said and then set off down the hallway with a wrinkled old finger gesturing Albert to follow .
She led him into a large room that was like a science lab that had been put together by Feng Shui apprentices
A tall thin man stood in the center of the room with a woman who was also tall with an elegant hat with lace hanging over her face and dressed all in black and was holding a large cigarette holder
The man turned towards Albert
"I`m Mr Telsa and this is my dear friend Sabrina Waters from the London University and my I ask who are you ?"
"I`m Albert and this" He reached into his pocket
"Is friend of yours apparently "
And he pulled out Eric
The woman screamed and stood on a chair .
In a flash Eric was gone from Albert`s hand and there stood a completely naked six foot man with hair that so bleached blonde he`d look the part in a 1980`s metal band
The woman fainted and Telsa caught her and waved his hand in front of her face with one hand and passing Eric a silver tray from the table and pointed to Eric to cover up his wares
"Nice to see you again my friend" said Eric ." We need a few of your coils to help us get back to our time and the planet Saturn and it`s moon Mimas "
"No problem , but I have some discoveries that may be even better than my coils for with my friend here , for she is an spiritual Traveler and she`s come in contact with an a Ascension master who has helped us find the Star gate portals in this timeline and it so happens the nearest is Stonehenge for which is the portal to Saturn . "
"What the chances!" said Albert
Sabrina came round and stared at the now Humanoid Eric and Albert .
"Your a Demigod ! , I have so many questions to ask you ! "
"We don`t have time right now " as Eric was looking around the room for something to wear
"Do I know you sir ?" for now Sabrina had turned to Albert
"I should think not unless you are from the future and been on the Saturn moon Mimas the last 40 or so years and if you are ? I don`t get out much . "
"Yes , yes , I don`t mean your now Mortal life , as I can see your aura around you and indeed you are an Astral Traveler ."
"Nonsense , I`m a Scientist from 2123 and I`m now seem to be really having trouble with what is going on at the moment
I `ve gone from a quiet life in my lab from finding out I`ve ended up with a Time Machine with a Mouse that turns out to be an Alien and then watching a moon landing to ended up in Victorian England and now I seems it turns out I`m an Astral Traveler "
Albert sat down and put his head in his hands .
"I don`t like that word..Alien " said Eric
"I`m sorry " said Albert standing up
"But I think we need to get going as being here in this time is`nt really going help anyone"
Telsa rang a bell an the old woman came into the room
"Can you get your brother to come to the back of the house with his truck as soon as possible , I have a job for him "
"Yess" said the old woman and took a look at Eric and then left the room mumbling something about if she was 30 years younger .
"We will get you to Stonehenge and it will be an easy trip for you without damaging the Shed " said Telsa
The Shed was loaded on the back of the Lorry and with all the goodbyes said the duo which was now Albert and again a mouse set off for Stonehenge which would be a very welcome short cut back home
There was a storm brewing and by the time they reached the ancient monuments it was like the end of the world .
Back in London Telsa looked out of the window .
" Did I mention that it`s not best to use the Star Gate in bad weather Sabrina ?"
Sabrina just held her Crystal pendant around her neck and spoke in German.
"Was sein wird wird sein " she said .
The Shed sat in the middle of the ancient stones and Albert walked inside the Shed and at that moment a lighting bolt struck the Shed and in an instant the Shed was gone .
That exact moment in 1971 on the very same date as Albert`s launch at the Stonehenge site
Four Hippies had set up camp in the famous stones and lit a fire which was spotted by the Farmer who had just finished rounding up his cows for the night and saw an amazing blue light above the site of Stonehenge and in an instant the Hippies completely disappeared and replaced by an old man in a strange kind of space suit .
"Alien!" cried the farmer and he ran off .
I don`t like that word said a voice in Albert`s head .
Meanwhile back in Salisbury 1900 the four young Hippies found themselves in a Shed .
"Far out ! said the first Hippy who held up a large cigarette which was now smoking at both ends .
They got out of the Shed and spotted a small crowd heading towards them with Pitchforks and burning torches .
"Best get back in the shed" said one of them
All four of them turned round to the Shed which was now no longer there.
"What a bummer " they all said in unison .
Albert was now sat on a stone wondering what the hell he was doing there and what was the voice in his head
He could`nt remember how he ended up in the middle of nowhere in a strange suit and with a camp fire burning and with a few things lying around
A Guitar
He picked it up , played an E .
Needs tuning he said to himself and then at the corner of his eyes something ran along the ground .
He saw an Afghan coat
He put it on as he was now feeling the cold wind blowing and it started to rain .
"That`s it I`ve finally lost my mind and I think the next commune I end up in I`m staying off the Magic Mushrooms" he said to himself .
Follow the Ley lines North and find a boy called Kite . Said the voice in his head again .
To be continued .