Post by mrkite23 on Feb 17, 2019 22:06:45 GMT 12
In a small damp pocket of a smelly Afghan Eric was a wee bit worried
He did`nt really have a clue what year it was , not that was his main worry
The Shed had gone , the marbles that were rattling around Albert`s head had gone , but most of all he was craving for some cheese .
Albert was wet, tired , confused and very hungry
But most of all he could`nt for the life of him remember how he ended up at Stonehenge in a strange spacesuit and hearing voices in his head .
He looked around and in the middle was a now very damp and soggy camp fire that was on the verge of going out
And laid around the ex fire were four sleeping bags . and a ruck sack .
He was desperate for something to eat , but not really keen on going into somebody`s belongings but his stomach was now making noises and so he picked up the Bag and opened it .
He pulled out a book
"How To Play Bob Dylan" he read out loud .
He put his hand in again and pulled out a cheese Sandwich
"Thank the lord and his 12 disciples "
He ate the sandwich and thankfully for Eric he was a messy eater and crumbs ran down the Afghan and into the pocket
Thank Horus and his 12 disciples . Said Eric to himself
There was one more thing in the bag
It was a newspaper .
Aha a date ! he said to himself
17th May 1973
The paper title was The Shield Gazette
It`s headline
Apollo Astronaut believes he saw a U. F.O on the approach of landing on the Moon
Wow !, I`d loved to have been there , said Albert to the newspaper
Eric put his little head into his two little legs .
Albert tucked the paper inside his coat and crawled into one of the sleeping bags and fell asleep in an instant .
The next morning Albert woke up shivering and he unzipped the sleeping bag and at his head was two large wellingtons and in the said boots was a man and he was holding a pitchfork and starring down at Albert
"Arn`t you a bit to old to be galavanting about with Hippies ?" said the man
Albert sat up and stretched
"You best get off now mister as the Police are on there way as they don`t take likely to people camping at the Stones it`s a national heritage don`t you know ?"
"I was`nt camping with any Hippies I just got here and... Do you know who I am ?! "
"A trespasser " said the Farmer
"Do you know anyone called Kite ?"
" Probably you`ve been on those funny mushrooms old man and I think your as high as one "
Replied the farmer who was really getting a bit angry with this old man who for some reason was really out of sorts and he wanted to get to his Cows who could`nt really milk themselves
" I don`t take drugs and I`m not old , I`m only ... "
The Farmer shook his head and decided to get back to duties
"Well I`ll leave you with your scrambled mind and don`t even think about going anywhere near my Cow Shed "
"Cow ..Shed " Albert for a split second saw himself in a Shed talking to a Mouse
The Farmer set off down the path and Albert now decided it was time to move on as the Sun had now gloriously climbed above the stones and in the distance Albert could see a car coming towards the Stones .
Albert waved and headed towards the car and finally they both came to a stand off
A woman got out of the car , she was a tall thin dark haired woman wearing a large hat and dressed all in black .
"Would you like a lift ? you seem to be a lost traveler "
"I would indeed Miss..?"
"Sabrina ." She replied
" Have we met before ?" asked Albert
" I doubt it , but you never know the world is indeed a small place "
"I guess so" replied Albert , and he sure if he had met her before it was`nt that long ago
They both got into the car
"It`s very kind of you to give us a lift , where are you heading ?"
"Us ? " said Sabrina "Is there someone else, in your pocket perhaps ?" and she started laughing
" I don`t know why I said ,Us I seemed to always been traveling with someone"
And in that moment Albert put his hand in the Afghan coat and felt a small furry ball that wriggled
"What in heavens !"
And Albert pulled out a little white mouse
Sabrina screamed .
Albert shuddered and threw the mouse into the window of the car .
poor Eric slid down the window .
"Get it Out ! , open the window this time and get it out ! " shouted Sabrina .
Don`t you dare open the window ! said Eric
"Make your mind up !" said Albert
Sabrina stopped the car .
"Make my mind up !, get it out , get it out !" and she waved her hand frantically in front of her face .
Albert picked up the mouse by it`s tail and dangling upside down , Albert could almost see a disgusted look on it`s face .
Don`t you dare Albert , I cant really help you out , if I`m stuck in the middle of nowhere with no clothes . ..
"In the middle of nowhere with no clothes on ! " said Albert
"What are you going on about ?! " said Sabrina who now decided the best way to get away from the mouse was get out of the car away from a slightly crazy man and a mouse .
"Hang on , your not going to take your clothes off are you lady ! "
Albert was`nt to keen on learning how to drive so he wind down the window and threw the mouse out of the car which unfortunately for Sabrina she got Eric in full flight and landed in her hair .
She screamed
By this time Eric had really had enough and turned into a six foot bronze God and Sabrina fainted .
Albert wound up the window .
Eric walked to the car and knocked on the window .
Albert wind down the window just an inch .
"Hello " he said
"I think we need to talk " said Eric .
He did`nt really have a clue what year it was , not that was his main worry
The Shed had gone , the marbles that were rattling around Albert`s head had gone , but most of all he was craving for some cheese .
Albert was wet, tired , confused and very hungry
But most of all he could`nt for the life of him remember how he ended up at Stonehenge in a strange spacesuit and hearing voices in his head .
He looked around and in the middle was a now very damp and soggy camp fire that was on the verge of going out
And laid around the ex fire were four sleeping bags . and a ruck sack .
He was desperate for something to eat , but not really keen on going into somebody`s belongings but his stomach was now making noises and so he picked up the Bag and opened it .
He pulled out a book
"How To Play Bob Dylan" he read out loud .
He put his hand in again and pulled out a cheese Sandwich
"Thank the lord and his 12 disciples "
He ate the sandwich and thankfully for Eric he was a messy eater and crumbs ran down the Afghan and into the pocket
Thank Horus and his 12 disciples . Said Eric to himself
There was one more thing in the bag
It was a newspaper .
Aha a date ! he said to himself
17th May 1973
The paper title was The Shield Gazette
It`s headline
Apollo Astronaut believes he saw a U. F.O on the approach of landing on the Moon
Wow !, I`d loved to have been there , said Albert to the newspaper
Eric put his little head into his two little legs .
Albert tucked the paper inside his coat and crawled into one of the sleeping bags and fell asleep in an instant .
The next morning Albert woke up shivering and he unzipped the sleeping bag and at his head was two large wellingtons and in the said boots was a man and he was holding a pitchfork and starring down at Albert
"Arn`t you a bit to old to be galavanting about with Hippies ?" said the man
Albert sat up and stretched
"You best get off now mister as the Police are on there way as they don`t take likely to people camping at the Stones it`s a national heritage don`t you know ?"
"I was`nt camping with any Hippies I just got here and... Do you know who I am ?! "
"A trespasser " said the Farmer
"Do you know anyone called Kite ?"
" Probably you`ve been on those funny mushrooms old man and I think your as high as one "
Replied the farmer who was really getting a bit angry with this old man who for some reason was really out of sorts and he wanted to get to his Cows who could`nt really milk themselves
" I don`t take drugs and I`m not old , I`m only ... "
The Farmer shook his head and decided to get back to duties
"Well I`ll leave you with your scrambled mind and don`t even think about going anywhere near my Cow Shed "
"Cow ..Shed " Albert for a split second saw himself in a Shed talking to a Mouse
The Farmer set off down the path and Albert now decided it was time to move on as the Sun had now gloriously climbed above the stones and in the distance Albert could see a car coming towards the Stones .
Albert waved and headed towards the car and finally they both came to a stand off
A woman got out of the car , she was a tall thin dark haired woman wearing a large hat and dressed all in black .
"Would you like a lift ? you seem to be a lost traveler "
"I would indeed Miss..?"
"Sabrina ." She replied
" Have we met before ?" asked Albert
" I doubt it , but you never know the world is indeed a small place "
"I guess so" replied Albert , and he sure if he had met her before it was`nt that long ago
They both got into the car
"It`s very kind of you to give us a lift , where are you heading ?"
"Us ? " said Sabrina "Is there someone else, in your pocket perhaps ?" and she started laughing
" I don`t know why I said ,Us I seemed to always been traveling with someone"
And in that moment Albert put his hand in the Afghan coat and felt a small furry ball that wriggled
"What in heavens !"
And Albert pulled out a little white mouse
Sabrina screamed .
Albert shuddered and threw the mouse into the window of the car .
poor Eric slid down the window .
"Get it Out ! , open the window this time and get it out ! " shouted Sabrina .
Don`t you dare open the window ! said Eric
"Make your mind up !" said Albert
Sabrina stopped the car .
"Make my mind up !, get it out , get it out !" and she waved her hand frantically in front of her face .
Albert picked up the mouse by it`s tail and dangling upside down , Albert could almost see a disgusted look on it`s face .
Don`t you dare Albert , I cant really help you out , if I`m stuck in the middle of nowhere with no clothes . ..
"In the middle of nowhere with no clothes on ! " said Albert
"What are you going on about ?! " said Sabrina who now decided the best way to get away from the mouse was get out of the car away from a slightly crazy man and a mouse .
"Hang on , your not going to take your clothes off are you lady ! "
Albert was`nt to keen on learning how to drive so he wind down the window and threw the mouse out of the car which unfortunately for Sabrina she got Eric in full flight and landed in her hair .
She screamed
By this time Eric had really had enough and turned into a six foot bronze God and Sabrina fainted .
Albert wound up the window .
Eric walked to the car and knocked on the window .
Albert wind down the window just an inch .
"Hello " he said
"I think we need to talk " said Eric .