Post by mrkite23 on Sept 2, 2019 7:34:52 GMT 12
When I started writing about Walter and Colin I wanted to have a bit of an alternate Kite and Albert episode
But it virtually turned into a Kite and Albert episode , so I binned it .
So here it is . Out of the bin and hopefully enjoyable little out take ..
"Before we go into the future , lets see if it goes backwards into the past " said an excited Walter
"I guess it would`nt do any harm , we would be back in seconds " Replied Colin " Where do you fancy ?"
"How about the birth of Christ ? "
"How do you know he existed ?"
"Hav`nt you read the Bible ?
"Have you ?"
" I have " said Walter " I read it every year , it`s a best seller and I always make sure I start it at X Mas , so I get into the spirit of the Birth of our Lord and and open my present "
"Present ?"
"Yes , I always buy myself a present every year "
"I see "
" I buy one every year in the sales and wrap it , so by the time the next X Mas comes along I`ve forgotton what it is " said Walter
" Very .. are you on medication ?" asked Colin
"It so happens I went to the Doctors last week " said Walter " For my annual check up , they wer`nt to keen about taking Walter with me , so I explained that he could`nt be left alone , he was not to happy to be left alone "
The Doctor said , are you on medication too ..."
"Ah..Ok , lets try this thing " Said Colin and he set the Console Jerusalem . 00.01 BC
"Is that it ?"
"Lets find out "
They both stepped out of the Shed
It was dark, very dark
" It`s dark " said Walter
" I think we should look for a star "
"Just like the book ! " said Walter
And then Colin pointed at a very bright star in the sky
"He`s here !" Walter looked into the cage of Walter " Where going to see baby Jesus "
They walked for miles until they reached the stable that was strangely in a glow from the Star that seemed just above the Stable and nowhere else
"See ! , its just like a X Mas card , lets go and see the Messiah "
"Excuse me !"
The travelers turned round
There were three regal men carrying presents
"Oh , sorry !" said Colin and Walter in unison
The three men slowly walked pass with there head bowed
"They spoke English ! " said Colin
"Why would`nt they , the Bible is written in English " said Walter who was up on that kinda thing
" Of course it is , so are we going in ?"
"Hang on , we hav`nt got a present " Walter pulled out some balloons out of his pocket and started to blow them up and with a bit of a twist here and a twist there he had made a balloon animal "Sorted !"
They went into the stable
"It`s a bit crowded " whispered Walter
There were three Kings , three sheperds a couple of Oxon and sheep and two men with a Pigeon and a man and a woman and in a cradle a new born baby
"Jesus ! " said Walter
But it virtually turned into a Kite and Albert episode , so I binned it .
So here it is . Out of the bin and hopefully enjoyable little out take ..
"Before we go into the future , lets see if it goes backwards into the past " said an excited Walter
"I guess it would`nt do any harm , we would be back in seconds " Replied Colin " Where do you fancy ?"
"How about the birth of Christ ? "
"How do you know he existed ?"
"Hav`nt you read the Bible ?
"Have you ?"
" I have " said Walter " I read it every year , it`s a best seller and I always make sure I start it at X Mas , so I get into the spirit of the Birth of our Lord and and open my present "
"Present ?"
"Yes , I always buy myself a present every year "
"I see "
" I buy one every year in the sales and wrap it , so by the time the next X Mas comes along I`ve forgotton what it is " said Walter
" Very .. are you on medication ?" asked Colin
"It so happens I went to the Doctors last week " said Walter " For my annual check up , they wer`nt to keen about taking Walter with me , so I explained that he could`nt be left alone , he was not to happy to be left alone "
The Doctor said , are you on medication too ..."
"Ah..Ok , lets try this thing " Said Colin and he set the Console Jerusalem . 00.01 BC
"Is that it ?"
"Lets find out "
They both stepped out of the Shed
It was dark, very dark
" It`s dark " said Walter
" I think we should look for a star "
"Just like the book ! " said Walter
And then Colin pointed at a very bright star in the sky
"He`s here !" Walter looked into the cage of Walter " Where going to see baby Jesus "
They walked for miles until they reached the stable that was strangely in a glow from the Star that seemed just above the Stable and nowhere else
"See ! , its just like a X Mas card , lets go and see the Messiah "
"Excuse me !"
The travelers turned round
There were three regal men carrying presents
"Oh , sorry !" said Colin and Walter in unison
The three men slowly walked pass with there head bowed
"They spoke English ! " said Colin
"Why would`nt they , the Bible is written in English " said Walter who was up on that kinda thing
" Of course it is , so are we going in ?"
"Hang on , we hav`nt got a present " Walter pulled out some balloons out of his pocket and started to blow them up and with a bit of a twist here and a twist there he had made a balloon animal "Sorted !"
They went into the stable
"It`s a bit crowded " whispered Walter
There were three Kings , three sheperds a couple of Oxon and sheep and two men with a Pigeon and a man and a woman and in a cradle a new born baby
"Jesus ! " said Walter