Post by mrkite23 on Sept 29, 2019 6:28:17 GMT 12
"Are you the Astral traveler who know`s my father ?" asked the woman . Your from another dimension and this is not your vessel you are now in "
Albert looked down at his cloths
"Where are my coats ?" He felt the top of his head and then his chin ." where is my beard ?"
"You know my father ?"
" If I knew where I am and I knew who you are , then we can be on the same page , I know I`m not where I supposed to be that`s a certain "
I`m Hemetre the first female born of the living God Khafra ,the first ancient alien to walk among mankind and the builder of the great Pyramids..."
"Oh , yes I know him , he`s here...In my pocket " Albert started trying out all the very small pockets on his waistcoat .
Then started to pat the rest of his pockets on his trousers .
"It seems he`s missing " he said .
The trio all opened mouthed at what was going on had kept quite which was unusual for Noel as he not one to pass on ask what the hell was going on slowly put his hand up as though he was back in school sat in the back row of a math lesson doing algebra
"Erm...Why would her father be in your pocket ?"
"Good question " said Kite shaking his head
"Well he`s a mouse of course " replied Albert raising his hands in that it`s obvious gesture . "Where are my other coats then, he`ll be in one of them "
"That`s the only cloths you came in " said Kite
"Well that`s that then , he`s lost
"Enough of this nonsense!" cried the woman "Where is the Machine ?! , I need to find my father and most importantly I need to get out of this time line before it`s to late !"
"What a trip man , it`s all OK , we are not really here it`s all in our heads lady , you need to calm down " said Noel
"This is all real , your in the dawn of time when man came out of the forests and before we taught them where to build Time portals on the ley lines that run through this planet , I was brought here in this time by my father in this time line to help to build a civilization to be ready for more space travelers "
"As a kinda intergalactic service station ?" asked Noel
" No , to colonize the planet of course "
"Far .." Noel`s answer to his question was`nt the one he expected .
"I traveled here in the machine with my father and he left me here for a few years and was set to return before the Meteor hits the ice caps and floods the planet "
"So if you knew there was going to be a disaster why come here in the first place ?" asked Kite
"That was two thousand years ago when I came here " she replied
"Wow ! you`ve aged well !" said Noel
"The meteor will hit the earth and there will be floods , so much the planet will be completely covered in water ."
"We can build an Ark " said Noel
"Then there`s a great Ice age coming " said the Hemetre
" Any good news?" said Noel and then turned to seance woman who had been very quite
"Why did`nt you see this coming ?, you supposed to see the into the future and I need to get back I have a rehearsal tomorrow "
"Is`nt this the past ?" said Kite
The seance woman looked at Noel and then the rest of people who she really did`nt know and then she stood up from her chair
" I don`t know how this is all happening in the first place as I`m only a part time fortune teller , I do this just for a bit of extra money , I`m a actress and I also need to be somewhere tomorrow I have my first scenes for the new film I`m in "
"Film !" Kite was now remembering that he has seen this woman before , but just could`nt place her
"Yes , film Taste The Blood Of A Vampire .
I play a woman of ill repute "
"A prostitute !" said Noel
"Your ..Your ..!" spluttered Kite
"Madeline Smith " said the part time teller
"I did`nt see that coming " said Kite waiting for some one to laugh ..A fortune teller ? "
"So we are stuck here for good then ?" said Maddy
She sat back down and pondered on how she was going to miss out on a great part in the latest of the Hammer horror film .
Hemetre had now resigned herself to being stuck with these insane humans she had and then she was about to go and then Kite asked her what there was to do in Gobi Tepe to try and lighten the mood of the situation they found themselves in
"We tell fables and eat, sleep and build this temple which is`nt built in a day " she said
"I have a tale to tell " Said Albert
Albert`s Fable
Back in the time of man before the ancient aliens had given up on mankind they would try to help them to have a purpose and they gave them laws to abide by and to sacrifice the odd goat and a virgin or two which was mostly at weekends .
They became very fond of mankind and they still liked to scare them with the odd miracle like flying across the skies and even showing them how to make light without fire and build great temples .
But there most sacred gift that they gave to man was the Unicorn
A beast that looked like Earth`s horses , but they had modified with a single spiral horn coming from it`s forehead
The trouble was that they tasted good and man almost wiped them out off the face of the Earth , but for two which were now a protected species , the other thing was that no one could make out which were males and which were females
The two left just happened to be two males .
These two Unicorns were now sacred and they were looked after by one man
Albertitus the Unicorn feeder
The occupants of the planet Domergue in the constellation of Gemini were highly advanced and where they were in there solar system which was a dangerous spot when it came to Meteors passing by the planet so they had a missile system that was always alert when it came to Meteors coming very close and they would destroy them as far away from the planet as possible , but one particular Meteor was so big that the missile only managed to hit it off course , the trouble was that it was now heading for Earth and they felt a bit guilty
So they would make sure that it would hit the top of the planet which was frozen and not totally wipe out the planet
But there would be one little problem the ice caps would melt .
They thought it best give give the humans a heads up
The trouble was that they were still in there early development and still believed in Gods and that was`nt a help as if they showed up in a space ship they would either throw spears , make offerings , run away, or start building even more temples.
So they found a man who seemed to be wise and they used telepathy to tell him he must build a Ark as a great flood would be coming and cover the whole planet with water and only his family and close friends were aloud to go on the Ark and they must walk the Earth and get all the species and bring two of each , so they could breed when the waters finally subsided .
The man was Noah
They had to spin a tale that man had forgotten about the good God`s and they were turning to all the evil ones who were so evil that it was time to start again and just worship the one God the creator
Noah asked who was the one true God
the Domergue`s had not really thought it over , so they just said . God .
One day as Albertius was tending his Unicorns a man entered his field
"Can we have your Unicorns ?"
"Why ?" asks Albertius
"I`m building an Ark because God was angry with man and he was going to wipe out everyone with a great flood and that they were gathering all the animals and taking them to the Ark two by two .
And when is God is happy that everyone has drowned the waters will go down and we can start all over again and just worship just one God "
"What no Aphrodite ! ,So how do I get on this boat then ?" asked Albertius
"You don`t " replied Noah
"Well you don`t get my Unicorns then"
"Its just family and friends and all animals that are male and female "
"Well , I will only give them to my friends " said Albertius
Noah scratched his head , how could he not take these two beautiful mythical creatures
"OK my friend your welcome on the Ark and don`t turn up without the Unicorns and no suitcase weighing over 15kg " said Noah
"So when do we leave ?"
"The Ark is`nt ready yet , but in about twelve months time the rains will come and it will rain and not stop and the rivers will start to rise
"Just like Mancunia of the north ?"
"Worse than that " said Noah
"Blimey ! "
A few moths past and it started to rain and Albertius packed and got his wellies and brolly ready , but then it stopped .
He unpacked again
Months passed again and then it started to rain and in no time the rivers started to spill onto the land and floods were every where
Albert started to get his belongings and headed to field to get his Unicorns
The field was not there it was a very deep mass of water and just popping out at the middle of the water Albertius could see two little spiral horns bobbing up and down
" Oh crapitus " he said
Albert knew that his ticket for the Ark where now bloated and floating away and he knew his friendship with Noah was`nt the kind that he could by him a pint of mead and he would let him on the Ark without his prize assets
He was up a very deep creak with no paddle and no boat would be big enough to save him so he needed a plan .
Meanwhile Noah and his friends and family had almost gathered all the animals , but they had yet to get the large brown bears from the woods .
If Albertius managed to capture one of the bears and kill it and then use it`s skin as a disguise he could get himself on that Ark
Lucky for him he had caught the male bear which left the female bear
He`set a trap and he caught the bear and then skinned it and he got a friend to sew the back up , explaining he was going to a fancy dress and then he set off to the bear den and hoped that the other bear did`nt notice
Surprisingly they got on well as Albertius could`nt eat raw fish or deer he would light a fire and cook the meals and add salt and a bit of side dressing and the other bear was amazed how the food tasted better .
Then the day came when Noah`s men came for the bears , and the other bear attacked the men as she was not keen on humans as they hunted her kind .
But Albertius came to the rescue and after a few hand signals and impressions of rain and a boat sailing on water the bear understood that she had to go with the men and they set off to the Ark .
The trouble with Albertius`s plan was he did`nt think about how long he had to stay in the bear suit as days turned into months and the bear skin started to smell and it began to rot .
As for his diet of raw fish that did`nt help his digestive system and he had many a hour on the edge of the Ark which would not be a pretty site .
He even thought that he could get out of the suit and hide , but the trouble was that the stitching was at the back and he would need help to get out of the skin which would give his stowaway tactic and be thrown off the Ark .
But the day came when one of the doves that Noah had sent out to find land came back with a twig in it`s mouth
"There`s land !" cried Noah
"Thank the Gods for that !!" cried a brown bear on the deck and did a little dance
His game was up and they grabbed Albertius who also managed to grab a venomous snake and they threw him off the Ark and he was bit by the snake as he fell into the deep Ocean .
The daughter of Khafra tapped her fingers on Albert`s head .
"Enough of this , I need to know where my father is "
"I`m sure as anything he was in my coat pocket , but this is`nt my coat , that is not the Kite I know as he seems a lot older and the last thing I remember is that I was dead ? "
"You are no use to me then , I`ve wasted enough time here , I`m sending you back to your dimension "
She put her palm flat on Albert`s head and pushed his head back and Albert`s body made a strange glow and it seemed as his spirit had left his body and floated into the darkness and he slumped lifeless
The woman walked over to the torch and disappeared into the darkness
"She did`nt say goodbye " said Noel
Albert made a groan and then opened his eyes
"Your never going to guess where I`ve been!" he said
"You hav`nt been anywhere " said Noel
"I have ! I was a very large space ship in the sky and I was sat next to you " Albert pointed at Kite ." And lots of very burnt people and then there was a huge bang , and a voice came from nowhere and told the people that even though one engine was out and the other had just been hit by a huge flock of Pigeons we will be landing safely at Manchester airport , and thanked us for flying with them and please have your passports ready when leaving the plane "
"Far out !" said Kite .
Albert looked down at his cloths
"Where are my coats ?" He felt the top of his head and then his chin ." where is my beard ?"
"You know my father ?"
" If I knew where I am and I knew who you are , then we can be on the same page , I know I`m not where I supposed to be that`s a certain "
I`m Hemetre the first female born of the living God Khafra ,the first ancient alien to walk among mankind and the builder of the great Pyramids..."
"Oh , yes I know him , he`s here...In my pocket " Albert started trying out all the very small pockets on his waistcoat .
Then started to pat the rest of his pockets on his trousers .
"It seems he`s missing " he said .
The trio all opened mouthed at what was going on had kept quite which was unusual for Noel as he not one to pass on ask what the hell was going on slowly put his hand up as though he was back in school sat in the back row of a math lesson doing algebra
"Erm...Why would her father be in your pocket ?"
"Good question " said Kite shaking his head
"Well he`s a mouse of course " replied Albert raising his hands in that it`s obvious gesture . "Where are my other coats then, he`ll be in one of them "
"That`s the only cloths you came in " said Kite
"Well that`s that then , he`s lost
"Enough of this nonsense!" cried the woman "Where is the Machine ?! , I need to find my father and most importantly I need to get out of this time line before it`s to late !"
"What a trip man , it`s all OK , we are not really here it`s all in our heads lady , you need to calm down " said Noel
"This is all real , your in the dawn of time when man came out of the forests and before we taught them where to build Time portals on the ley lines that run through this planet , I was brought here in this time by my father in this time line to help to build a civilization to be ready for more space travelers "
"As a kinda intergalactic service station ?" asked Noel
" No , to colonize the planet of course "
"Far .." Noel`s answer to his question was`nt the one he expected .
"I traveled here in the machine with my father and he left me here for a few years and was set to return before the Meteor hits the ice caps and floods the planet "
"So if you knew there was going to be a disaster why come here in the first place ?" asked Kite
"That was two thousand years ago when I came here " she replied
"Wow ! you`ve aged well !" said Noel
"The meteor will hit the earth and there will be floods , so much the planet will be completely covered in water ."
"We can build an Ark " said Noel
"Then there`s a great Ice age coming " said the Hemetre
" Any good news?" said Noel and then turned to seance woman who had been very quite
"Why did`nt you see this coming ?, you supposed to see the into the future and I need to get back I have a rehearsal tomorrow "
"Is`nt this the past ?" said Kite
The seance woman looked at Noel and then the rest of people who she really did`nt know and then she stood up from her chair
" I don`t know how this is all happening in the first place as I`m only a part time fortune teller , I do this just for a bit of extra money , I`m a actress and I also need to be somewhere tomorrow I have my first scenes for the new film I`m in "
"Film !" Kite was now remembering that he has seen this woman before , but just could`nt place her
"Yes , film Taste The Blood Of A Vampire .
I play a woman of ill repute "
"A prostitute !" said Noel
"Your ..Your ..!" spluttered Kite
"Madeline Smith " said the part time teller
"I did`nt see that coming " said Kite waiting for some one to laugh ..A fortune teller ? "
"So we are stuck here for good then ?" said Maddy
She sat back down and pondered on how she was going to miss out on a great part in the latest of the Hammer horror film .
Hemetre had now resigned herself to being stuck with these insane humans she had and then she was about to go and then Kite asked her what there was to do in Gobi Tepe to try and lighten the mood of the situation they found themselves in
"We tell fables and eat, sleep and build this temple which is`nt built in a day " she said
"I have a tale to tell " Said Albert
Albert`s Fable
Back in the time of man before the ancient aliens had given up on mankind they would try to help them to have a purpose and they gave them laws to abide by and to sacrifice the odd goat and a virgin or two which was mostly at weekends .
They became very fond of mankind and they still liked to scare them with the odd miracle like flying across the skies and even showing them how to make light without fire and build great temples .
But there most sacred gift that they gave to man was the Unicorn
A beast that looked like Earth`s horses , but they had modified with a single spiral horn coming from it`s forehead
The trouble was that they tasted good and man almost wiped them out off the face of the Earth , but for two which were now a protected species , the other thing was that no one could make out which were males and which were females
The two left just happened to be two males .
These two Unicorns were now sacred and they were looked after by one man
Albertitus the Unicorn feeder
The occupants of the planet Domergue in the constellation of Gemini were highly advanced and where they were in there solar system which was a dangerous spot when it came to Meteors passing by the planet so they had a missile system that was always alert when it came to Meteors coming very close and they would destroy them as far away from the planet as possible , but one particular Meteor was so big that the missile only managed to hit it off course , the trouble was that it was now heading for Earth and they felt a bit guilty
So they would make sure that it would hit the top of the planet which was frozen and not totally wipe out the planet
But there would be one little problem the ice caps would melt .
They thought it best give give the humans a heads up
The trouble was that they were still in there early development and still believed in Gods and that was`nt a help as if they showed up in a space ship they would either throw spears , make offerings , run away, or start building even more temples.
So they found a man who seemed to be wise and they used telepathy to tell him he must build a Ark as a great flood would be coming and cover the whole planet with water and only his family and close friends were aloud to go on the Ark and they must walk the Earth and get all the species and bring two of each , so they could breed when the waters finally subsided .
The man was Noah
They had to spin a tale that man had forgotten about the good God`s and they were turning to all the evil ones who were so evil that it was time to start again and just worship the one God the creator
Noah asked who was the one true God
the Domergue`s had not really thought it over , so they just said . God .
One day as Albertius was tending his Unicorns a man entered his field
"Can we have your Unicorns ?"
"Why ?" asks Albertius
"I`m building an Ark because God was angry with man and he was going to wipe out everyone with a great flood and that they were gathering all the animals and taking them to the Ark two by two .
And when is God is happy that everyone has drowned the waters will go down and we can start all over again and just worship just one God "
"What no Aphrodite ! ,So how do I get on this boat then ?" asked Albertius
"You don`t " replied Noah
"Well you don`t get my Unicorns then"
"Its just family and friends and all animals that are male and female "
"Well , I will only give them to my friends " said Albertius
Noah scratched his head , how could he not take these two beautiful mythical creatures
"OK my friend your welcome on the Ark and don`t turn up without the Unicorns and no suitcase weighing over 15kg " said Noah
"So when do we leave ?"
"The Ark is`nt ready yet , but in about twelve months time the rains will come and it will rain and not stop and the rivers will start to rise
"Just like Mancunia of the north ?"
"Worse than that " said Noah
"Blimey ! "
A few moths past and it started to rain and Albertius packed and got his wellies and brolly ready , but then it stopped .
He unpacked again
Months passed again and then it started to rain and in no time the rivers started to spill onto the land and floods were every where
Albert started to get his belongings and headed to field to get his Unicorns
The field was not there it was a very deep mass of water and just popping out at the middle of the water Albertius could see two little spiral horns bobbing up and down
" Oh crapitus " he said
Albert knew that his ticket for the Ark where now bloated and floating away and he knew his friendship with Noah was`nt the kind that he could by him a pint of mead and he would let him on the Ark without his prize assets
He was up a very deep creak with no paddle and no boat would be big enough to save him so he needed a plan .
Meanwhile Noah and his friends and family had almost gathered all the animals , but they had yet to get the large brown bears from the woods .
If Albertius managed to capture one of the bears and kill it and then use it`s skin as a disguise he could get himself on that Ark
Lucky for him he had caught the male bear which left the female bear
He`set a trap and he caught the bear and then skinned it and he got a friend to sew the back up , explaining he was going to a fancy dress and then he set off to the bear den and hoped that the other bear did`nt notice
Surprisingly they got on well as Albertius could`nt eat raw fish or deer he would light a fire and cook the meals and add salt and a bit of side dressing and the other bear was amazed how the food tasted better .
Then the day came when Noah`s men came for the bears , and the other bear attacked the men as she was not keen on humans as they hunted her kind .
But Albertius came to the rescue and after a few hand signals and impressions of rain and a boat sailing on water the bear understood that she had to go with the men and they set off to the Ark .
The trouble with Albertius`s plan was he did`nt think about how long he had to stay in the bear suit as days turned into months and the bear skin started to smell and it began to rot .
As for his diet of raw fish that did`nt help his digestive system and he had many a hour on the edge of the Ark which would not be a pretty site .
He even thought that he could get out of the suit and hide , but the trouble was that the stitching was at the back and he would need help to get out of the skin which would give his stowaway tactic and be thrown off the Ark .
But the day came when one of the doves that Noah had sent out to find land came back with a twig in it`s mouth
"There`s land !" cried Noah
"Thank the Gods for that !!" cried a brown bear on the deck and did a little dance
His game was up and they grabbed Albertius who also managed to grab a venomous snake and they threw him off the Ark and he was bit by the snake as he fell into the deep Ocean .
The daughter of Khafra tapped her fingers on Albert`s head .
"Enough of this , I need to know where my father is "
"I`m sure as anything he was in my coat pocket , but this is`nt my coat , that is not the Kite I know as he seems a lot older and the last thing I remember is that I was dead ? "
"You are no use to me then , I`ve wasted enough time here , I`m sending you back to your dimension "
She put her palm flat on Albert`s head and pushed his head back and Albert`s body made a strange glow and it seemed as his spirit had left his body and floated into the darkness and he slumped lifeless
The woman walked over to the torch and disappeared into the darkness
"She did`nt say goodbye " said Noel
Albert made a groan and then opened his eyes
"Your never going to guess where I`ve been!" he said
"You hav`nt been anywhere " said Noel
"I have ! I was a very large space ship in the sky and I was sat next to you " Albert pointed at Kite ." And lots of very burnt people and then there was a huge bang , and a voice came from nowhere and told the people that even though one engine was out and the other had just been hit by a huge flock of Pigeons we will be landing safely at Manchester airport , and thanked us for flying with them and please have your passports ready when leaving the plane "
"Far out !" said Kite .