Post by mrkite23 on Apr 22, 2008 3:44:26 GMT 12
The following morning Kite got up for work showed the old man the hover and a duster. Albert laughed at kite
Then he texted Harry to come round tonight and bring his watch and be ready for a very interesting evening with a eccentric old man .
Later after tea Kite explained to Albert that Harry would hypnotize him and we would find out the truth of these claims he had of being reincarnated ancient Egyptian .
“So this Harry is a grave digger , what does he go round taking rubbings of them ?”
“No he doesn’t dig graves he digs graves as in he digs them , with a shovel “
“Oh I see , so long he is not a grave robber , I hate those people “ said the old man .
Harry arrived .
“Alright Kite how is it going , got any new albums lately I can borrow ?” he said .
“Have you brought the last one I borrowed you ?“
“no, I have not “ he replied .
“ Then no I have not” .
“ Oh ! , so where is this crack pot then Kite ?”
“I`m here and I am not a crackpot” said Albert coming out of the kitchen .
“OK then can you lie on the couch for me “ said Harry.
Albert got on the couch , and Harry got out his watch and started to swing it in front of Albert s face, and started counting down from ten , then as he did in between told Albert to close his eyes and when he reached one
From the moment Albert had arrived Kite`s cat followed him around.The cat jumped on Albert.
“Where are you Albert ?” asked Harry
“I am on the couch , with Kites cat on my chest “
“Oh yeah sorry not done this for a bit , what time is it ?” asked Harry again .
“Eight o clock “
“What time line are in in?” Harry asked again .
Then after a moment of silence Albert spoke .
“I am in Ancient Egypt , 2000 B.C. “
“At last, what are you doing there Albert?” Harry asked
“I am filling the king of kings Tutankhamen s bath with goats milk”
“And how long have you been doing that “
“About three days now “ said Albert.
“Why , is it a big bath ?”
“No I cant catch those damn goats” Albert replied smiling .
“I see said Harry.
Now you have done the bath what else can you see there , is there anything you can tell us ?”
“Yes , yes Tutankhamen is telling me I am his favourite eunuch and when he dies and joins his fore fathers in the banks of the dead , he will soon return and walk the Earth again and he wants me to be by his side and tend his bath , because I get the temperature just right “ said Albert .
“Go on Albert , carry on “ said now an excited Harry.
"He explains to me how he learned the art of anastasis , the power of reincarnation
And it went something like this
Ra the Sun god from the dawn of time walked the Earth which became the day
Nut the Goddess of Underworld would come at night and swallow Ra and then she gave birth to him in the morning
Ra was a great god and he had magic healing powers and as he became old the people who worshiped him turned to the new gods
The new Gods tried to persuade Ra to show them the magic powers he had but he would not tell them for he was not sure that the new gods would use them for good and not evil .
One of the new Gods Isis was a God who knew the ways of portions and she was determined to know the magic that Ra was not ready to share
So she turned to Selene the Goddess of the moon and put Ra asleep during the day, this was an eclipse that still happens to this day
The Eclipse helped Isis to take some saliva from his mouth while he slept and made the saliva into a snake
She sent the snake to go and bite Ra while he slept
The snake bit Ra and as he lay dying Isis came to Ra and told him if he told her the art of reincarnation she would give him an antidote and save his life.
So he told her and she became a powerful magician and healer and before she died she told the secret to a wise man who was the head of the temple of Isis and he had devoted his life to her .
This wise man though had desires and he wanted to be rich with all the treasures and beautiful things he could get and so he sold the secret to the Pharaohs and he went and lived in Spain and built a house and was surround by great treasures and lots of beautiful women .
“And so this is how the kings of Ancient Egypt learned the way of reincarnation .” Said Albert
“So then Albert , what is the spell then , do you know the ways of reincarnation?”asked Harry.
“When your body is aged and you know your not long for this Earth and the reaper is knocking at your door , go and get a snake , a poisonous snake to be exact from a jungle or your local pet shop
Which reminds me of the time I went to get one and I asked the shop keeper if I could have some flies ?
We don’t sell flies he said , so why do you have them in the window I asked .
Kite put his head in his hands.
There is one more thing you need for the potion and I am not going to say because we cant have everybody going round reincarnating , now can we ?. “
“Oh bugger “ said Harry.
“So anyway on the 23rd of December take the portion and then get bit by the snake and on the 25th of December when the southern star is in line with the three stars , also known as the three kings of Orion s belt and when Ra , the Sun god is at its lowest point, and there is a birth close by preferably a male as you don`t want to spend the next life in heels , it`s not much fun and that’s it your back .” said Albert.
“Well Kite , what do you think of that ?” said Harry bringing Albert back from the hypnotism .
“That’s bobbins” said Kite.
“Believe me or not but if you look at the death mask of Tutankhamen s it has the snake coming from it and ..”
“Well then Albert where is Tutankhamen now then? “
“Well its obvious he`s now Donald Trump “ said Albert .
“I had to ask “ groaned Kite .
Then he texted Harry to come round tonight and bring his watch and be ready for a very interesting evening with a eccentric old man .
Later after tea Kite explained to Albert that Harry would hypnotize him and we would find out the truth of these claims he had of being reincarnated ancient Egyptian .
“So this Harry is a grave digger , what does he go round taking rubbings of them ?”
“No he doesn’t dig graves he digs graves as in he digs them , with a shovel “
“Oh I see , so long he is not a grave robber , I hate those people “ said the old man .
Harry arrived .
“Alright Kite how is it going , got any new albums lately I can borrow ?” he said .
“Have you brought the last one I borrowed you ?“
“no, I have not “ he replied .
“ Then no I have not” .
“ Oh ! , so where is this crack pot then Kite ?”
“I`m here and I am not a crackpot” said Albert coming out of the kitchen .
“OK then can you lie on the couch for me “ said Harry.
Albert got on the couch , and Harry got out his watch and started to swing it in front of Albert s face, and started counting down from ten , then as he did in between told Albert to close his eyes and when he reached one
From the moment Albert had arrived Kite`s cat followed him around.The cat jumped on Albert.
“Where are you Albert ?” asked Harry
“I am on the couch , with Kites cat on my chest “
“Oh yeah sorry not done this for a bit , what time is it ?” asked Harry again .
“Eight o clock “
“What time line are in in?” Harry asked again .
Then after a moment of silence Albert spoke .
“I am in Ancient Egypt , 2000 B.C. “
“At last, what are you doing there Albert?” Harry asked
“I am filling the king of kings Tutankhamen s bath with goats milk”
“And how long have you been doing that “
“About three days now “ said Albert.
“Why , is it a big bath ?”
“No I cant catch those damn goats” Albert replied smiling .
“I see said Harry.
Now you have done the bath what else can you see there , is there anything you can tell us ?”
“Yes , yes Tutankhamen is telling me I am his favourite eunuch and when he dies and joins his fore fathers in the banks of the dead , he will soon return and walk the Earth again and he wants me to be by his side and tend his bath , because I get the temperature just right “ said Albert .
“Go on Albert , carry on “ said now an excited Harry.
"He explains to me how he learned the art of anastasis , the power of reincarnation
And it went something like this
Ra the Sun god from the dawn of time walked the Earth which became the day
Nut the Goddess of Underworld would come at night and swallow Ra and then she gave birth to him in the morning
Ra was a great god and he had magic healing powers and as he became old the people who worshiped him turned to the new gods
The new Gods tried to persuade Ra to show them the magic powers he had but he would not tell them for he was not sure that the new gods would use them for good and not evil .
One of the new Gods Isis was a God who knew the ways of portions and she was determined to know the magic that Ra was not ready to share
So she turned to Selene the Goddess of the moon and put Ra asleep during the day, this was an eclipse that still happens to this day
The Eclipse helped Isis to take some saliva from his mouth while he slept and made the saliva into a snake
She sent the snake to go and bite Ra while he slept
The snake bit Ra and as he lay dying Isis came to Ra and told him if he told her the art of reincarnation she would give him an antidote and save his life.
So he told her and she became a powerful magician and healer and before she died she told the secret to a wise man who was the head of the temple of Isis and he had devoted his life to her .
This wise man though had desires and he wanted to be rich with all the treasures and beautiful things he could get and so he sold the secret to the Pharaohs and he went and lived in Spain and built a house and was surround by great treasures and lots of beautiful women .
“And so this is how the kings of Ancient Egypt learned the way of reincarnation .” Said Albert
“So then Albert , what is the spell then , do you know the ways of reincarnation?”asked Harry.
“When your body is aged and you know your not long for this Earth and the reaper is knocking at your door , go and get a snake , a poisonous snake to be exact from a jungle or your local pet shop
Which reminds me of the time I went to get one and I asked the shop keeper if I could have some flies ?
We don’t sell flies he said , so why do you have them in the window I asked .
Kite put his head in his hands.
There is one more thing you need for the potion and I am not going to say because we cant have everybody going round reincarnating , now can we ?. “
“Oh bugger “ said Harry.
“So anyway on the 23rd of December take the portion and then get bit by the snake and on the 25th of December when the southern star is in line with the three stars , also known as the three kings of Orion s belt and when Ra , the Sun god is at its lowest point, and there is a birth close by preferably a male as you don`t want to spend the next life in heels , it`s not much fun and that’s it your back .” said Albert.
“Well Kite , what do you think of that ?” said Harry bringing Albert back from the hypnotism .
“That’s bobbins” said Kite.
“Believe me or not but if you look at the death mask of Tutankhamen s it has the snake coming from it and ..”
“Well then Albert where is Tutankhamen now then? “
“Well its obvious he`s now Donald Trump “ said Albert .
“I had to ask “ groaned Kite .