I love the Beatles and I love dancing. Here's what I came up with! Enjoy
One day George, John and Paul woke up to the sound of Ringo snoring. Well, to say the truth this event is quite frequent... to the point of everydayness. In other words: Ringo snores. Loudly
"Ahhhh!" Paul grunted, for he got annoyed "we must do something about this!" he whispered loudly to the other three
"Cheer up, Paulie" answered John "at least we are saving on an alarm clock". As you can imagine, Paul was not amused.
The morning rolled on as the Beatles rolled out of bed. It was another sunny day during their holiday break (yes, they do get them) and it seemed to them that there is nothing more they could do. They each mastered eachother in chess, all had their turn in cooking and cleaning, and all exhausted their brains in trying to come up with some new songs (of which none actually were recoreded)
"Let's do something" said John and began shuffling his pack of cards (reminding everyone of that scene in A Hard Day's Night)
"sure, you can deal" answered an unenthusiastic George
"Ringo will win anyway" said a defeated Paul (who was stil annoyed at Ringo's snoring)
"Oh Paul you give me too much credit" said Ringo and blushed a bit. Paul lifted an eyebrow - clearly he was not in the mood.
And sure as Doris Day, Ringo won.
"I swear Ringo, I'll find out how you do it" said Paul laying his cards down
"Well it was John who dealt the cards, and I got two jokers. Just had a good hand , I s'ppose"
"Yes, but you always have a good hand!"
"He is wearing his lucky rings" George said in his slow and slurred scouse speech
At lunch time, George was making his famous Fish a la Fume. And Ringo came around to chat with him
"How is the fish coming along?"
"Should be ready in about 15 minutes"
Ringo nodded and looked around. Perhaps George will get a conversation going. But no. George's cooking was like his driving - concentration at its fullest.
"Hey George if you could have been an animal what would you be?" Ringo said quickly
"Have you been smoking with John again?" was the reply. Ringo answered truthfully that he hasn't and left to bother Paul.
"Hey Paul, what are you doing?" Ringo asked with interest looking at Paul who was leaning against a tree, he is thinking, Ringo thought
"Just thinking" answered Paul and Ringo knew he was right.
"Hey I cant help myself snoring at night you know... just happens naturally. It's like in my song Act Naturally" Ringo gave a smile which changed into a laugh but Paul did not join in. Ringo's laugh died. There was quiet yet again.
"Hey Paul if you could invent something, what would it be?" Ringo asked out of the blue.
"Huh?!" Paul said snapping out of his thoughts "Get on Ringo" and he left muttering to himself something along the lines of "you will probably invent a night perpetual alarm clock... in which case you will only have to present yourself"
And so ringo tried the fourth and last Beatle... John. Ringo caught John lieing on the grass, hands behind his head, gazing to nowhere in particular.
"What are you doing John?" said Ringo plonking himself down beside his friend
"Gazing to nowehere in particular, Ringo"
"Ah." And silence followed until Ringo said "D'you know that "nowhere" can either be nowhere or "no where""
"Good point Ringo. And also "nowhere" can be North Or West-East... Here. It's like how navigators back in the days found their way around when relying on the stars did not work."
"That's a very poor way of finding your way around... you wouldnt find your way around come to think of that"
"Precisely. That's how people like Colombus find America when they were looking for India. I think the fish is ready."
"What!!!!" was the collective answer of George, John and Paul to Ringo's suggestion which was...
"How about we learn ballroom dancing, to kill our boredom?"
"Ballroom...?" said George
"Dancing...?" said Paul
"Boredom!" exclaimed John - clearly he did not find this as boring as the others.
"Well why not? We've got nothing in ballroom so we've got nothing to lose"
"Quoting the Great Bob, eh Ringo?" said John (and he was meaning Dylan)
To cut story short, they all reluctantly agreed.
"Okay class, come foreward" said the ballroom dancing teacher who went by the name of The Dance Teacher. The Fab Four boldly stepped foreward
"This is our first class, so we will do something easy. Let's start with the Rock n Roll"
"Oh goodie!" the fab four thought "Rock n Roll that's up our stream!"
After the teacher told them what to do and they all practiced it was time to practice to some music. And so each week past like this; the Fab Four went gladly to ballroom where they met other people and chatted up with girls and stole the show (or the dance floor) as they are all good dancers (especially Ringo). But then a disaster occured. They were having their first social dance and on the night of the dance there were some technical problems and no music could be played
"What am I to do!" said the dance teacher to noone as he wasnt aware of the fact that the Beatles were right behind him
"Don't worry, we'll sort it out!" said John and patted him on the shoulder.
"What's your plan, John?" asked Paul
"Well, we are musicians, arent we?"
"Oh I see! extra publicity!" said Paul wearing his PR hat
"I wasn't thinking of that... more on the lines of helping a friend in need"
"He is not really our friend..."
"Well, you know what I mean!"
"Wow, John since when are you so nice?" said George who has not spoken much all this time. John shot him an angry look.
The evening came and the Fab Four went behind the curtains. Noone saw them. While they were hiding, they heard a girl saying "oh I was really hoping the cute chubby one will come tonight" to which Paul exclaimed "chubby! I hope she didnt mean me!" and John answered while trying hard to stop himself from laughing "Why on earth would she?" to which George shushed them "shhh! it's starting"
".... so i hope they will come soon, and if not" said the dance teacher "I'll call someone but in the meantime socialize, eat... " he trailed off looking around him hoping to see a Beatle. As the chatter died and people were getting bored, the dance teacher said "unless anyone wants to sing for us? haha" the laughter in the hall was overcome by a drum beat and John's shout of "Just let me hear some of that rock n roll music..." the curtains went up and The Beatles launched into Rock n Roll music. The dance teacher literally smiled from ear to ear.
"I knew they looked familiar!!! It's the Beatles!"