Post by mrkite23 on Apr 24, 2008 5:16:54 GMT 12
Kite got home from work on this dark wet Monday evening and there was a large van parked outside of the house next door and two men were carrying in a wardrobe, while a small woman was directing them through door .
He got inside my house and Albert was sat on the chair with Eric's key in one hand a mug in the other .
"You made me a cup pa then Albert ? and hey looks like we have new neighbors" said Kite throwing his hat at the coat stand and missing as usual.
"No I hav`nt and yes I know we have new people next door " said the old man .
"Well thank you ! and I guessing tea`s not ready ?"
"No I`m to busy for domestic doings and the like, why don`t you get a maid ?"
"Busy , what on Earth have you done all day , and I want to know what is that key for you keep walking about with all day ?".
"This boy is a device like no other, its a remote control for the Time Machine, and a shape changer, it will disguise the Machine to anything that fits its surroundings , for example if you were in a forest it would become a tree"
"And how may I ask do you know that ?"
"Eric told me " said the old man .
"So we have a talking mouse in the house " replied Kite picking up his hat
"Don`t be silly mice can`t talk " he said shaking his head "he wrote it down ".
"Lord , in Latin I suppose " Kite groaned
"Thats right " said Albert .
After Tea They both settled down to watch the evening news which had a report of the strange find in Tutankhamen's coffin, the reporter said that they had analyzed it and it appears to be a Harmonica made in the early 1920s and had two dots on it and inscribed letters PETE D on it .
Albert sat there chuckling to himself .
Then something really weird happened , the T.V. remote started slowly floating up to wards the ceiling .
"Albert is that you ?" Kite asked .
"No its not me , it must be the Key "
Eric appeared from Albert's sleeve and shook his head .
"Apparently not" said Albert
Then the Coffee Table slowly left the carpet and started to spin in the air , followed by the Cat , which with a instant the objects fell back to the floor , and the Cat landed , well like a cat , and then he shot off upstairs .
"Now that was very weird he normally goes straight for the cat flap " said who was now thinking that that this evening was`nt going to a quiet night in
Then there was a knock at the front door .
"I wonder who that can be" said a nervous Albert .
"I`ll get up and answer it then shall I ? " Kite said going to door .
"You do that boy "said the man who never answers the door .
Kite opened it up and it was the woman he had seen earlier next door.
"Hello Mr ?"
"Kite"
"Mr Kite " she replied
"No just Kite "
" Kite! that`s an unusual name were your parents hippy's ?" she said.
"No they wer`nt , can I help you ?"
Well not you, but he can" she said pointing at Albert " That`s Dr Albert Van Helsing if I`m not mistaken said the woman .
"Albert its for you "
"Wont you come in Mrs ? "
"White " said the woman
"It is really you isn`t ?" she said sitting down
"You know each other then ?" Kite asked
"Yes we do don't we Albert we are old friends , or should I say Percival " said the woman .
This is Guinevere" said Albert all flushed
"You do not mean Arthur's Mrs ? " Kite said joking as you do .
"That`s right" said Albert
"I`ll go and put the kettle on , do you have sugar Guin ?" asked Kite
"No thanks , I`m sweet enough " said she .
After we all sat down and nearly a full packet of biscuits later kite asked the old fool to explain what was he doing with the mythical King Arthur's misses in his house .
"Well it was a long time ago and we sort of fell in love and I thought we could be together forever so I told her the secret of reincarnation and then she buggered off with Lancelot and stabbed me in the back " said the old man .
"What stabbed you as in two timed or Stabbed with a knife sort of thing ?"
"Excalibur sort of large knife , sword thing , and you can imagine there was nt many snakes in Camelot and the only pet shop was shut for Xmas holidays.
Luckily I found an Adder and Merlin kept me alive until the 23rd and managed to reincarnate " he said .
"Well i`m sorry about that , it was a long time ago and I got bored very easily " said the naughty Guin .
"Bored ! and why have you come here now to stab me in the back again , I thought I had got rid of you for good when I died " he said .
"I have a bit of a problem with my daughter and I was hoping you could help and let bygones be bygones "
"Problem.. what like boyfriends she keeps stabbing in the back the moment she gets bored " said Albert .
" No I think you need to come and have a look for yourself " she said . And so they did .
The trio went in the house next door and Guinevere led us upstairs to the girls bedroom and they went in and there was a young girl sat on the bed reading Harry Potter.
" I have someone I would like you to meet dear , this is Dr Van Helsing and this is erm Kite " said Guinn
"Kite ! that`s a funny name was your parents hippy's ?" she said .
"No not really.. and you name is ?"
"Gali" said the girl and as she spoke the book from her hand floated to wards the bookshelf on the wall and slowly slipped in between the other books "Awesome those Harry potter books , full of magic" she said.
"Now that`s something you don`t see these days , teenagers reading" said Albert .
" Do you see my problem Albert " said Guinn
"Not a problem if you go into show biz " said Kite .
"It looks like we have a case of Telekinesis " said Albert
"And is she.."
"Telepathic " said the girl .
" You are , well its not as though you can take a pill and it will go away , its all in the mind and apart from an Lobotomy there`s not a lot you can do " said Albert .
"I knew you was going to say that " said the girl laughing .
"The thing is when shes at school she is answering the questions before the teacher has asked them and she can`t be bothered getting up for a book she makes the books come to her and it scares the teacher and children to death and she gets expelled and we have to move on from town to town hoping we will find somewhere where she will be accepted for what she is and not keep getting chased out of town by angry mobs with torches and pitchforks " said Guinn.
"Not much I can do about it sorry " said Albert
" How about not using your talent at school and just at home and try and be as normal as you can around people and you will fit in and be accepted "said Kite
"That pained you to say that didn't it Kite you think people should accept me for who I am, don't worry, I will try and be normal " said the girl and she got up off the bed and got a book off the shelf and sat back down .
They left the girl and Guinevere and went back to the house and
they both looked at each other as the house was spotless and there was pans on the oven and tea was almost ready !
"I think the girl read my mind that she would make a fine cook and cleaner " said Albert
"I guess she did this as a thank you, Albert , pass me the remote old man lets watch an X File episode "
And he put his fingers to his head and put a strain on his face staring at the remote .
"You are a comedian arn`t you ". Kite said picking up the T.V. remote and threw it to Albert and missed
He got inside my house and Albert was sat on the chair with Eric's key in one hand a mug in the other .
"You made me a cup pa then Albert ? and hey looks like we have new neighbors" said Kite throwing his hat at the coat stand and missing as usual.
"No I hav`nt and yes I know we have new people next door " said the old man .
"Well thank you ! and I guessing tea`s not ready ?"
"No I`m to busy for domestic doings and the like, why don`t you get a maid ?"
"Busy , what on Earth have you done all day , and I want to know what is that key for you keep walking about with all day ?".
"This boy is a device like no other, its a remote control for the Time Machine, and a shape changer, it will disguise the Machine to anything that fits its surroundings , for example if you were in a forest it would become a tree"
"And how may I ask do you know that ?"
"Eric told me " said the old man .
"So we have a talking mouse in the house " replied Kite picking up his hat
"Don`t be silly mice can`t talk " he said shaking his head "he wrote it down ".
"Lord , in Latin I suppose " Kite groaned
"Thats right " said Albert .
After Tea They both settled down to watch the evening news which had a report of the strange find in Tutankhamen's coffin, the reporter said that they had analyzed it and it appears to be a Harmonica made in the early 1920s and had two dots on it and inscribed letters PETE D on it .
Albert sat there chuckling to himself .
Then something really weird happened , the T.V. remote started slowly floating up to wards the ceiling .
"Albert is that you ?" Kite asked .
"No its not me , it must be the Key "
Eric appeared from Albert's sleeve and shook his head .
"Apparently not" said Albert
Then the Coffee Table slowly left the carpet and started to spin in the air , followed by the Cat , which with a instant the objects fell back to the floor , and the Cat landed , well like a cat , and then he shot off upstairs .
"Now that was very weird he normally goes straight for the cat flap " said who was now thinking that that this evening was`nt going to a quiet night in
Then there was a knock at the front door .
"I wonder who that can be" said a nervous Albert .
"I`ll get up and answer it then shall I ? " Kite said going to door .
"You do that boy "said the man who never answers the door .
Kite opened it up and it was the woman he had seen earlier next door.
"Hello Mr ?"
"Kite"
"Mr Kite " she replied
"No just Kite "
" Kite! that`s an unusual name were your parents hippy's ?" she said.
"No they wer`nt , can I help you ?"
Well not you, but he can" she said pointing at Albert " That`s Dr Albert Van Helsing if I`m not mistaken said the woman .
"Albert its for you "
"Wont you come in Mrs ? "
"White " said the woman
"It is really you isn`t ?" she said sitting down
"You know each other then ?" Kite asked
"Yes we do don't we Albert we are old friends , or should I say Percival " said the woman .
This is Guinevere" said Albert all flushed
"You do not mean Arthur's Mrs ? " Kite said joking as you do .
"That`s right" said Albert
"I`ll go and put the kettle on , do you have sugar Guin ?" asked Kite
"No thanks , I`m sweet enough " said she .
After we all sat down and nearly a full packet of biscuits later kite asked the old fool to explain what was he doing with the mythical King Arthur's misses in his house .
"Well it was a long time ago and we sort of fell in love and I thought we could be together forever so I told her the secret of reincarnation and then she buggered off with Lancelot and stabbed me in the back " said the old man .
"What stabbed you as in two timed or Stabbed with a knife sort of thing ?"
"Excalibur sort of large knife , sword thing , and you can imagine there was nt many snakes in Camelot and the only pet shop was shut for Xmas holidays.
Luckily I found an Adder and Merlin kept me alive until the 23rd and managed to reincarnate " he said .
"Well i`m sorry about that , it was a long time ago and I got bored very easily " said the naughty Guin .
"Bored ! and why have you come here now to stab me in the back again , I thought I had got rid of you for good when I died " he said .
"I have a bit of a problem with my daughter and I was hoping you could help and let bygones be bygones "
"Problem.. what like boyfriends she keeps stabbing in the back the moment she gets bored " said Albert .
" No I think you need to come and have a look for yourself " she said . And so they did .
The trio went in the house next door and Guinevere led us upstairs to the girls bedroom and they went in and there was a young girl sat on the bed reading Harry Potter.
" I have someone I would like you to meet dear , this is Dr Van Helsing and this is erm Kite " said Guinn
"Kite ! that`s a funny name was your parents hippy's ?" she said .
"No not really.. and you name is ?"
"Gali" said the girl and as she spoke the book from her hand floated to wards the bookshelf on the wall and slowly slipped in between the other books "Awesome those Harry potter books , full of magic" she said.
"Now that`s something you don`t see these days , teenagers reading" said Albert .
" Do you see my problem Albert " said Guinn
"Not a problem if you go into show biz " said Kite .
"It looks like we have a case of Telekinesis " said Albert
"And is she.."
"Telepathic " said the girl .
" You are , well its not as though you can take a pill and it will go away , its all in the mind and apart from an Lobotomy there`s not a lot you can do " said Albert .
"I knew you was going to say that " said the girl laughing .
"The thing is when shes at school she is answering the questions before the teacher has asked them and she can`t be bothered getting up for a book she makes the books come to her and it scares the teacher and children to death and she gets expelled and we have to move on from town to town hoping we will find somewhere where she will be accepted for what she is and not keep getting chased out of town by angry mobs with torches and pitchforks " said Guinn.
"Not much I can do about it sorry " said Albert
" How about not using your talent at school and just at home and try and be as normal as you can around people and you will fit in and be accepted "said Kite
"That pained you to say that didn't it Kite you think people should accept me for who I am, don't worry, I will try and be normal " said the girl and she got up off the bed and got a book off the shelf and sat back down .
They left the girl and Guinevere and went back to the house and
they both looked at each other as the house was spotless and there was pans on the oven and tea was almost ready !
"I think the girl read my mind that she would make a fine cook and cleaner " said Albert
"I guess she did this as a thank you, Albert , pass me the remote old man lets watch an X File episode "
And he put his fingers to his head and put a strain on his face staring at the remote .
"You are a comedian arn`t you ". Kite said picking up the T.V. remote and threw it to Albert and missed