Post by mrkite23 on Apr 24, 2008 5:32:14 GMT 12
A Teenage Wasteland
Having missed the last bus, Jane was walking homeward (as there was no other choice, really).
While walking Jane could feel that someone was walking behind her. It must have been that good looking young man from the bus stop who must have missed the bus too.
She glanced back just to be sure. It was him. Jane thought he looked like a hippie what with all his long red hair. He certainly didn't look like the typical drunkards, druggies and dumb teenagers who prowled the streets at this time of night. His slow walk, hands inside jeans pockets, and occasional sighs, made him appear somewhat gloomy to her. Indeed, these were not happy times what with all the inner city riots and unemployment being high. However he did give her the sweetest smile (albeit wry) when she looked at him and his big blue beautiful eyes made Jane feel that there was more to this young man than meets the eye...
Jane turned round .
"Hi" she said .
"Hi , you alright, what a nightmare when the last bus dos`nt turn up , have you been to the rock disco ?"
"No , `Ive just been to the pictures watching that new film Annie Hall with my friends and they decide to go on and have a few drinks , but I did `nt fancy it so I was getting the bus home "she said .
"Yeah I`ve seen that film ,Woody Allen he is one funny man, I`m Kite "
"I`m Jane , Kite that`s a funny name if you don't mind me saying "
" Yeah I know , its a long story " he said .
"Well we have a long walk home "said Jane .
"Not that long really ,when I was small my parents were always playing Sgt pepper by The Beatles and apparently my first word was Kite , from the song Being for the benefit of Mr Kite! I was very quiet when I was small and I was 5 years old before actually spoke, and I seemed to answer to Kite and that`s how I ended up with Kite and actual name is...
"Wow, 5 years old my word " she said .
"Yeah I was very shy , and music seemed to bring me out of my shell. "
"I sure `Ive met you somewhere , and just don`t know where "
"Maybe the youth center if you go there , I`m in a band we practice there twice a week "
"No that`s not it , your in a band, any good ?"
"No , not really, just a bit of fun " said Kite .
Then all of a sudden there was a bright light across the sky and something dropped behind the trees and the ground shook
"What the hell was that?" asked Jane .
"I Don't know , but I`m going to have a look I got to see what the heck that was "
"No don't , it could be dangerous " said Jane
"You stay here , I wont be a minute " he said hoping she didn't detect my nervousness in his voice , but with all these U.F.O. sightings lately he was very sure this was not of this Earth .
"I`ll wait here , be quick then " she replied .
Kie squeezed in between the bushes and got to the other side of the trees and there was a saucer shaped object half buried in the ground and branches covering it and setting alight from he guessed from the heat off the saucer shaped object .
Jesus , I think I better get the hell out of here and call the police and he quickly got back to were he had left Jane , and when he got to the road she was gone .
"Jane !" he shouted and there was no sign of her and Kite began to panic and at that same moment there was a loud noise from behind the trees and a saucer shot into the air and within seconds it was gone and he fell on my knees and Kite feared for the girl he had left on her own just for a few minutes .
Kite woke up in bed , a hospital bed and a Doctor stood over me .
"Where the hell I`m I ?"
"Your in hospital young man you was brought in by the police who found you in the road unconscious , they were investigating a report of a car crash and someone had been hit and left , but apparently you have no bruises or marks on you " said the Doctor .
"So whats up with me then ?" asked Kite
"Thats a very good question , you have radiation burns and it must have knocked you out "
"Radiation burns !"
"Thats right , so were the hell did you get those from young man?"
"You wont believe me if I told you" he replied .
"With the length of your hair I think you haven't been on a nuclear submarine have you ?, anyway your father is here to take you home ." said the Doctor.
Kite got dressed and went to the waiting room to meet his father and when he got there his father wasn't there but an old man with a beard .
"Hello boy, I'm Albert he said.
"Who?...the.." .
"Never mind that right now , I`m here to help" said the old man .
He took Kite`s arm and helped him outside of the hospital and he nearly fell over with shock , all the people were in some strange cloths and most of them seemed to be talking in small , well they looked like communicators of Star Trek, and the cars were like something from a sci fi film.
"Where the hell am I America ?, or some kinda film set ?"
"I thinks its best if I take you home before I answer your questions" said the old man.
The pair got in a taxi and within minutes we pulled outside a house.
"Thats just a fiver mate " said the driver .
"A fiver?!!! thats nearly a weeks wage "Kite cried .
The old man payed him "He`s had a bump on the head " Albert smiled at the Driver and pushed Kite out of the taxi .
"This isn't my home , I live with my mum and dad not here! "
"Not any more, I`ll explain everything once we get inside" said the old man .
Inside the house was like a futuristic dream home and it had the biggest T.V. he`d ever seen and there were books and small cases and a strange device with speakers and in the corner was all Kite could describe it was a computer and a picture on the wall of the Beatles from the Hamburg days " .
"You live in a house like this then old man , you have some very futuristic stuff".
"Yes I do, but all this is not mine " he said .
"Well who's is it ?" Kite replied
"Its yours , sit down and I will try to explain" he said .
"Mine ?, its not mine, I don't live here ."Kite laughed , and wishing he did .
"What year is it boy ?" the old man asked .
"1977 of course"
"No boy its 2007 " he said .
"Your some kind of nutter ar`nt you , this is not funny and I have a good sense of humor "
He turned on the T.V. and flicked through it seemed a load of channels and then stopped at a news channel and at the bottom of the screen was a date and a year 2007 .
"No its a trick , it cant be "
Albert then he pulled out a book from a shelf and it was a Beatle book and flipped to a page and then he showed it Kite and ktie welled up inside and was in deep shock as it said John Lennon was gunned down outside his apartment in New York in 1980 .
"Im sorry about that boy, I guess its the only way your going to believe what i have to tell you " he said .
"I was at a rock disco last night and now I`m 30 years into the future and live here and I have an old man who's going to explain it all " and as kite said that a cat ran in the room and sat on his lap .
"Where do I begin , well , you see boy there`s been an accident , you see in this time , you are a friend of mine and you let me live here and you have a Time machine and ..."
"A what ?!"
"A Time Machine and you , well not you but you now , are you with me "
"I`m getting a headache !" replied Kite.
"Well you were going on about the days when you used to go rock discos and would liked to go back and just see what it was like in the late 70`s one more time and I just told him ..
Go in the machine and just have a night in the rock disco , but you , well not you said that you would stand out a mile being a middle aged man in a teenage disco , so I told him that there`s a way where you can reverse your age by a black magic spell that was very popular in the ancient Aztec circle of the witch doctors and I new the spell and so you said "yeah , why not "
So we did the ritual and after a few chicken feet and blood of a goat and a black cats tail mixed with a few mushrooms and on a simmer for 15 Minutes you took the magic portion and within minutes you were a teenager again and I dropped you off in 1977 and said I would pick you up later after you had a night out , sort of thing " he said .
"So what the hell went wrong?"
"He was abducted by Aliens, and they also took a girl you met and then when I came to pick you , well not you the other Kite I saw you in the road unconscious I thought you was him and I took you back to 2007 and gave you the reverse portion and it didn't work so I then saw the burns on you and the took you to hospital and I came to pick you up this morning ."
"Then how did you know that me , but not me and a girl was abducted? "Kite asked the old man , really wishing he`d wake up from this weird dream .
"I went to the library this morning and asked a young lady if she could find anything unusual happened in August 1977 and she went on the Internet and a abduction came up " he said .
"Internet?, what the devils that ?"
"Oh never mind that right now the thing is we need to go and get Kite " he said .
"I`m here , I`m Kite! and I`m out of here your raving lunatic " Kite got up and as he got to the door a tall thin man came in .
"Blimey Kite your looking younger every day " laughed the man .
"Harry , glad you got here, I need you to hypnotize this boy "said the old man .
"Jesus Albert he`s looks like Kite, but not " said the man.
"I am Kite " he screamed as the two men put there has on his shoulder and pushed him down in a chair .
"Its not going to hurt boy you cant go back to your time with all you know it will cause you a lot of problems " said the old man .
As the young Kite was in a deep deep sleep Albert and Harry carried him to Shed and then went back to 1977 and arrived just before the U.F.O.crash and left a sleeping young Kite on a park bench .
They went to the Rock Disco and set off the fire alarm
the whole building emptied in minutes and that would be an early night for the young rockers and they all set off home and no one missed the last bus home and this time Albert made sure he picked up the right Kite .
"Do you know who I am ?" Albert said the first Kite he came across
"A pain in the a.hhh!"
Albert kicked him in the shin .
"What the hell you do that for ?! " said Kite rubbing his leg
Just making sure your the real Kite
"As opposed to a not real Kite "
The time travelers got back home and a young Kite woke up by the sound of a fire alarm in the distance
Wondering how the hell he ended up in the Park and on a bench , he thought it best he went home and pondered if he`d attempted some Magic Mushrooms without him knowing it ..
Nah .
Kite got to the bus stop and he did`nt know why but he`d seemed to have missed a few hours of the night that was strange he had not done that before and he set off walking to the Bus stop and he saw a young girl in front of him and he did`nt what reason but he thought that he had seen her before .
"Hi" she said.
"Are you going to Hyde ?"
"Well, yes I am " she said .
"Do you fancy sharing a Taxi , I don`t know why but I`ve have a bad feeling about the streets tonight"
She looked at Kite and then smiled .
"Yeah why not" she said .
They got to a Taxi rank and we set off and in a distance Kite saw someone who just looked like him go into to a shed and in a flash the shed was gone .
"Did you see that ? erm "
"Jane , see what ?"
"Never mind , I must be seeing things , I think I`d better lay off the drink for a few days , hey, do you fancy seeing the re run of The Exorcist tomorrow night , I got to see it ?"
"No thanks , I`m not into horror films and I`ve just met you about five minutes ago" she said .
"Oh yeah sorry I just feel I know you , I don`t know why " Kite said .
"Maybe that new Sci Fi film , whats it called Star Wars next week ?" she said .
"Yeah why not" !
This story was co wrote with Honey . Ta Honey .
Having missed the last bus, Jane was walking homeward (as there was no other choice, really).
While walking Jane could feel that someone was walking behind her. It must have been that good looking young man from the bus stop who must have missed the bus too.
She glanced back just to be sure. It was him. Jane thought he looked like a hippie what with all his long red hair. He certainly didn't look like the typical drunkards, druggies and dumb teenagers who prowled the streets at this time of night. His slow walk, hands inside jeans pockets, and occasional sighs, made him appear somewhat gloomy to her. Indeed, these were not happy times what with all the inner city riots and unemployment being high. However he did give her the sweetest smile (albeit wry) when she looked at him and his big blue beautiful eyes made Jane feel that there was more to this young man than meets the eye...
Jane turned round .
"Hi" she said .
"Hi , you alright, what a nightmare when the last bus dos`nt turn up , have you been to the rock disco ?"
"No , `Ive just been to the pictures watching that new film Annie Hall with my friends and they decide to go on and have a few drinks , but I did `nt fancy it so I was getting the bus home "she said .
"Yeah I`ve seen that film ,Woody Allen he is one funny man, I`m Kite "
"I`m Jane , Kite that`s a funny name if you don't mind me saying "
" Yeah I know , its a long story " he said .
"Well we have a long walk home "said Jane .
"Not that long really ,when I was small my parents were always playing Sgt pepper by The Beatles and apparently my first word was Kite , from the song Being for the benefit of Mr Kite! I was very quiet when I was small and I was 5 years old before actually spoke, and I seemed to answer to Kite and that`s how I ended up with Kite and actual name is...
"Wow, 5 years old my word " she said .
"Yeah I was very shy , and music seemed to bring me out of my shell. "
"I sure `Ive met you somewhere , and just don`t know where "
"Maybe the youth center if you go there , I`m in a band we practice there twice a week "
"No that`s not it , your in a band, any good ?"
"No , not really, just a bit of fun " said Kite .
Then all of a sudden there was a bright light across the sky and something dropped behind the trees and the ground shook
"What the hell was that?" asked Jane .
"I Don't know , but I`m going to have a look I got to see what the heck that was "
"No don't , it could be dangerous " said Jane
"You stay here , I wont be a minute " he said hoping she didn't detect my nervousness in his voice , but with all these U.F.O. sightings lately he was very sure this was not of this Earth .
"I`ll wait here , be quick then " she replied .
Kie squeezed in between the bushes and got to the other side of the trees and there was a saucer shaped object half buried in the ground and branches covering it and setting alight from he guessed from the heat off the saucer shaped object .
Jesus , I think I better get the hell out of here and call the police and he quickly got back to were he had left Jane , and when he got to the road she was gone .
"Jane !" he shouted and there was no sign of her and Kite began to panic and at that same moment there was a loud noise from behind the trees and a saucer shot into the air and within seconds it was gone and he fell on my knees and Kite feared for the girl he had left on her own just for a few minutes .
Kite woke up in bed , a hospital bed and a Doctor stood over me .
"Where the hell I`m I ?"
"Your in hospital young man you was brought in by the police who found you in the road unconscious , they were investigating a report of a car crash and someone had been hit and left , but apparently you have no bruises or marks on you " said the Doctor .
"So whats up with me then ?" asked Kite
"Thats a very good question , you have radiation burns and it must have knocked you out "
"Radiation burns !"
"Thats right , so were the hell did you get those from young man?"
"You wont believe me if I told you" he replied .
"With the length of your hair I think you haven't been on a nuclear submarine have you ?, anyway your father is here to take you home ." said the Doctor.
Kite got dressed and went to the waiting room to meet his father and when he got there his father wasn't there but an old man with a beard .
"Hello boy, I'm Albert he said.
"Who?...the.." .
"Never mind that right now , I`m here to help" said the old man .
He took Kite`s arm and helped him outside of the hospital and he nearly fell over with shock , all the people were in some strange cloths and most of them seemed to be talking in small , well they looked like communicators of Star Trek, and the cars were like something from a sci fi film.
"Where the hell am I America ?, or some kinda film set ?"
"I thinks its best if I take you home before I answer your questions" said the old man.
The pair got in a taxi and within minutes we pulled outside a house.
"Thats just a fiver mate " said the driver .
"A fiver?!!! thats nearly a weeks wage "Kite cried .
The old man payed him "He`s had a bump on the head " Albert smiled at the Driver and pushed Kite out of the taxi .
"This isn't my home , I live with my mum and dad not here! "
"Not any more, I`ll explain everything once we get inside" said the old man .
Inside the house was like a futuristic dream home and it had the biggest T.V. he`d ever seen and there were books and small cases and a strange device with speakers and in the corner was all Kite could describe it was a computer and a picture on the wall of the Beatles from the Hamburg days " .
"You live in a house like this then old man , you have some very futuristic stuff".
"Yes I do, but all this is not mine " he said .
"Well who's is it ?" Kite replied
"Its yours , sit down and I will try to explain" he said .
"Mine ?, its not mine, I don't live here ."Kite laughed , and wishing he did .
"What year is it boy ?" the old man asked .
"1977 of course"
"No boy its 2007 " he said .
"Your some kind of nutter ar`nt you , this is not funny and I have a good sense of humor "
He turned on the T.V. and flicked through it seemed a load of channels and then stopped at a news channel and at the bottom of the screen was a date and a year 2007 .
"No its a trick , it cant be "
Albert then he pulled out a book from a shelf and it was a Beatle book and flipped to a page and then he showed it Kite and ktie welled up inside and was in deep shock as it said John Lennon was gunned down outside his apartment in New York in 1980 .
"Im sorry about that boy, I guess its the only way your going to believe what i have to tell you " he said .
"I was at a rock disco last night and now I`m 30 years into the future and live here and I have an old man who's going to explain it all " and as kite said that a cat ran in the room and sat on his lap .
"Where do I begin , well , you see boy there`s been an accident , you see in this time , you are a friend of mine and you let me live here and you have a Time machine and ..."
"A what ?!"
"A Time Machine and you , well not you but you now , are you with me "
"I`m getting a headache !" replied Kite.
"Well you were going on about the days when you used to go rock discos and would liked to go back and just see what it was like in the late 70`s one more time and I just told him ..
Go in the machine and just have a night in the rock disco , but you , well not you said that you would stand out a mile being a middle aged man in a teenage disco , so I told him that there`s a way where you can reverse your age by a black magic spell that was very popular in the ancient Aztec circle of the witch doctors and I new the spell and so you said "yeah , why not "
So we did the ritual and after a few chicken feet and blood of a goat and a black cats tail mixed with a few mushrooms and on a simmer for 15 Minutes you took the magic portion and within minutes you were a teenager again and I dropped you off in 1977 and said I would pick you up later after you had a night out , sort of thing " he said .
"So what the hell went wrong?"
"He was abducted by Aliens, and they also took a girl you met and then when I came to pick you , well not you the other Kite I saw you in the road unconscious I thought you was him and I took you back to 2007 and gave you the reverse portion and it didn't work so I then saw the burns on you and the took you to hospital and I came to pick you up this morning ."
"Then how did you know that me , but not me and a girl was abducted? "Kite asked the old man , really wishing he`d wake up from this weird dream .
"I went to the library this morning and asked a young lady if she could find anything unusual happened in August 1977 and she went on the Internet and a abduction came up " he said .
"Internet?, what the devils that ?"
"Oh never mind that right now the thing is we need to go and get Kite " he said .
"I`m here , I`m Kite! and I`m out of here your raving lunatic " Kite got up and as he got to the door a tall thin man came in .
"Blimey Kite your looking younger every day " laughed the man .
"Harry , glad you got here, I need you to hypnotize this boy "said the old man .
"Jesus Albert he`s looks like Kite, but not " said the man.
"I am Kite " he screamed as the two men put there has on his shoulder and pushed him down in a chair .
"Its not going to hurt boy you cant go back to your time with all you know it will cause you a lot of problems " said the old man .
As the young Kite was in a deep deep sleep Albert and Harry carried him to Shed and then went back to 1977 and arrived just before the U.F.O.crash and left a sleeping young Kite on a park bench .
They went to the Rock Disco and set off the fire alarm
the whole building emptied in minutes and that would be an early night for the young rockers and they all set off home and no one missed the last bus home and this time Albert made sure he picked up the right Kite .
"Do you know who I am ?" Albert said the first Kite he came across
"A pain in the a.hhh!"
Albert kicked him in the shin .
"What the hell you do that for ?! " said Kite rubbing his leg
Just making sure your the real Kite
"As opposed to a not real Kite "
The time travelers got back home and a young Kite woke up by the sound of a fire alarm in the distance
Wondering how the hell he ended up in the Park and on a bench , he thought it best he went home and pondered if he`d attempted some Magic Mushrooms without him knowing it ..
Nah .
Kite got to the bus stop and he did`nt know why but he`d seemed to have missed a few hours of the night that was strange he had not done that before and he set off walking to the Bus stop and he saw a young girl in front of him and he did`nt what reason but he thought that he had seen her before .
"Hi" she said.
"Are you going to Hyde ?"
"Well, yes I am " she said .
"Do you fancy sharing a Taxi , I don`t know why but I`ve have a bad feeling about the streets tonight"
She looked at Kite and then smiled .
"Yeah why not" she said .
They got to a Taxi rank and we set off and in a distance Kite saw someone who just looked like him go into to a shed and in a flash the shed was gone .
"Did you see that ? erm "
"Jane , see what ?"
"Never mind , I must be seeing things , I think I`d better lay off the drink for a few days , hey, do you fancy seeing the re run of The Exorcist tomorrow night , I got to see it ?"
"No thanks , I`m not into horror films and I`ve just met you about five minutes ago" she said .
"Oh yeah sorry I just feel I know you , I don`t know why " Kite said .
"Maybe that new Sci Fi film , whats it called Star Wars next week ?" she said .
"Yeah why not" !
This story was co wrote with Honey . Ta Honey .