Post by mrkite23 on Apr 24, 2008 5:35:39 GMT 12
A Xmas Party At kites House ( A bit of nonsense )
Albert had never had a x mas party or even any party for that matter so Kite thought x mas eve why not , so he invited Guinn , Gali and Harry the grave digger , you know just a small one to start him off in the socializing world of standing in the kitchen at party's and all that .
Few cans of beer later Albert was in a jolly mood.
"Kite my boy this is a fine party of sorts , but we need more guests"
And with that he disappeared into the back garden and minutes later came back with a elderly gentleman dressed in Victorian cloths.
"Kite, Meet a good old friend of mine Ebenezer Scrooge " he said .
"Your winding me up!"
"Humbug" said the old , well Scrooge Kite pondered .
"Albert, Scrooge is a fictional character written by Dicken`s he`s not real "
"Oh.. he is ! I told Charlie about my Exorcism at Eb's house and he wrote a story about it ,the thing is he made it a happy ending and Eb saw the light and became a new man and spread his good fortune and made every x mas a happy one who met the old man ."
"But this is not true is it Eb ?"
"Humbug" said Scrooge .
"Not brought a bottle with him then?" Kite asked .
But as Kite turned to Albert he was gone.
Moments later he came through the kitchen with a woman in her early twenties with long blond hair and carrying a guitar, good job Kite had a drink down him because Kite would have been shaking from head to foot , because it was..Joni Mitchell !
"Hi people" she said.
"Jesus Albert what are you thinking? ! "
"Bob was busy so I asked Joni" he said with a smile of a Cheshire cat .
"Any requests ?" asked the young Joni .
"Big Yellow Taxi !!!"everyone cried in unison . and she played it, with the crazy laugh at the end , brilliant Kite thought .
When she`d finished Harry made a b line straight to Joni and pulled out a piece of paper out of his pocket and wrote his phone number on it and gave it to her .
"How the hell did you get a young Joni Mitchell to go with you in a shed and then find herself at a party in the year 2007 Albert?" asked Kite , well he had too .
"I knew her from the 1970 Isle Of Wight concert we became good friends after I had a chat with her on stage " he replied .
"And the time traveling bit , how did that go down ?"
"No problem she knew I was a Astral Traveler " he said .
"Astral Traveler ?"
"Yeah its a reincarnation term we use , its a out of body experience or when the soul leaves the body and in our case we end up in another body , we are stardust we are golden " he laughed .
"I see so I think you better take her back right now" said Kite with not to much conviction
"Well I thought she could stay a couple of days ?"
"Are you crazy , what would we do take her to the sales , or the local for a drink and have people coming up to us and saying
"Doesn't`t she look like that young girl who had a big hit with Big Yellow Taxi in 1970 and can she do that funny laugh at the end ?"
"Yeah" he said .
"Can she cook?"
"Erm yeah" he replied .
So it was a party kite would nt forget in a long time and as Albert took Eb back to his haunted house and the guests went home and Kite got on the couch because he had a young Joni Mitchell as a guest and Albert said his back was playing up again
Kite settled down on the couch and with a flash the Cat had joined him and thought what a X Mas morning its going to be , opening presents with a great artist and looking forward to the sales with Joni and thinking would she go on the bus or go in a taxi .
Albert had never had a x mas party or even any party for that matter so Kite thought x mas eve why not , so he invited Guinn , Gali and Harry the grave digger , you know just a small one to start him off in the socializing world of standing in the kitchen at party's and all that .
Few cans of beer later Albert was in a jolly mood.
"Kite my boy this is a fine party of sorts , but we need more guests"
And with that he disappeared into the back garden and minutes later came back with a elderly gentleman dressed in Victorian cloths.
"Kite, Meet a good old friend of mine Ebenezer Scrooge " he said .
"Your winding me up!"
"Humbug" said the old , well Scrooge Kite pondered .
"Albert, Scrooge is a fictional character written by Dicken`s he`s not real "
"Oh.. he is ! I told Charlie about my Exorcism at Eb's house and he wrote a story about it ,the thing is he made it a happy ending and Eb saw the light and became a new man and spread his good fortune and made every x mas a happy one who met the old man ."
"But this is not true is it Eb ?"
"Humbug" said Scrooge .
"Not brought a bottle with him then?" Kite asked .
But as Kite turned to Albert he was gone.
Moments later he came through the kitchen with a woman in her early twenties with long blond hair and carrying a guitar, good job Kite had a drink down him because Kite would have been shaking from head to foot , because it was..Joni Mitchell !
"Hi people" she said.
"Jesus Albert what are you thinking? ! "
"Bob was busy so I asked Joni" he said with a smile of a Cheshire cat .
"Any requests ?" asked the young Joni .
"Big Yellow Taxi !!!"everyone cried in unison . and she played it, with the crazy laugh at the end , brilliant Kite thought .
When she`d finished Harry made a b line straight to Joni and pulled out a piece of paper out of his pocket and wrote his phone number on it and gave it to her .
"How the hell did you get a young Joni Mitchell to go with you in a shed and then find herself at a party in the year 2007 Albert?" asked Kite , well he had too .
"I knew her from the 1970 Isle Of Wight concert we became good friends after I had a chat with her on stage " he replied .
"And the time traveling bit , how did that go down ?"
"No problem she knew I was a Astral Traveler " he said .
"Astral Traveler ?"
"Yeah its a reincarnation term we use , its a out of body experience or when the soul leaves the body and in our case we end up in another body , we are stardust we are golden " he laughed .
"I see so I think you better take her back right now" said Kite with not to much conviction
"Well I thought she could stay a couple of days ?"
"Are you crazy , what would we do take her to the sales , or the local for a drink and have people coming up to us and saying
"Doesn't`t she look like that young girl who had a big hit with Big Yellow Taxi in 1970 and can she do that funny laugh at the end ?"
"Yeah" he said .
"Can she cook?"
"Erm yeah" he replied .
So it was a party kite would nt forget in a long time and as Albert took Eb back to his haunted house and the guests went home and Kite got on the couch because he had a young Joni Mitchell as a guest and Albert said his back was playing up again
Kite settled down on the couch and with a flash the Cat had joined him and thought what a X Mas morning its going to be , opening presents with a great artist and looking forward to the sales with Joni and thinking would she go on the bus or go in a taxi .