Post by mrkite23 on Apr 24, 2008 6:20:26 GMT 12
There was a knock on the door .
“Albert there is someone at the door”
“Right “ said the old man and he carried on watching his Christmas present off Kite, The Life Of Brian .
The knocks got quicker and louder .
“I`ll will go shall I ?“ shouted Kite from the kitchen
Kite opened the door and it was Guinn and she looked frantic
“Hi Guinn “ she ran passed Kite and went straight to Albert and she crouched down and as if she was praying and she sobbed
“You have to help me Percival they have took our daughter “ she cried
“What !” cried Kite
“Who ?” said the old man .
“They have , I knew they would find us one day and they have took our daughter and now you must help me to get her back “ said Guinn .
“Albert !, Gali is your daughter !!” Kite cried and reached for the T.V. remote to turn it down
“I was going to tell you when the time was right “ he replied .
“I will put the kettle on” as I can`t cope with women when they are in tears
“They took her last night..
I just thought she had gone to school and when I went into her bedroom to make the bed her school clothes were still on the chair “ said Guinn whipping her face on sleeve .
“Calm yourself Guinn , you must tell me if there has been any strangers hanging around the street or any cars that have been parked across the street for days “ said Albert
“There has been a car that’s been parked for a couple of days now , and its there right now “ Guinn pointed at the window .
Albert got up and looked through the window and then got his shoes on and set off across the street towards the car .
He walked up to it and the driver window wound down and there was a few minutes passed and then two people got out of the car and they followed Albert back towards the house .
The people who got out of the car were a man and a woman and they both came into the house .
“This is agent Boulder” said Albert pointing to the man dressed in a suit and a long trench coat .
“And this is Mulley “ he said again pointing to the woman who was also dressed in a suit and a long trench coat that touched the ground .
“Boulder and Mulley !” said Kite in a state of what the hell did I get up too this morning thought .
“F.B.I .”
They both said at the same time holding up two plastic wallets like the one Columbo used to have .
“May I ask what the hell on Earth are the F.B.I doing in the north of Manchester ?!” said an open mouthed Kite
Boulder put his wallet away and began to speak
“Well that’s a good question Mr.?.”
“Kite” .
“Kite ! that’s a funny name ..”
“And Boulder isn’t “ Kite interrupted.
“Ah , well as I was saying we have been watching your next door neighbours for a while as the young girl is a very special girl , she has Telekinetic powers and there is a organisation who believe that there are Aliens living among us on Earth.
So this young girl would be a great break though as she can read peoples minds and she will know who is human and who is not and help them uncover our terrestrial visitors “
There was a bit of a ruffle in Albert`s pocket .
“That’s ridiculous, there no such thing as Aliens “ said Albert .
“They maybe they can help us Albert “ said Guinn
“I doubt that very much “ said the old man.
“We do have a good idea , where they may have taken your daughter “ said Mulley
“And where that be Miss?” Kite said admiring her golden hair
“Area 51 “ she said .
“Area 51 ! In the Nevada dessert , where the US. Military have that top secret base and they have all those secret tests on the stealth planes that no one knows about , and all those crazy UFO nutters sit all night hoping they will see a flying saucer and take pictures of them and then the soldiers come and take the film out of the cameras and saying there is no such thing as Aliens and can they stop hanging about because they are on a secret base site , and we don’t want anyone to know what they are doing even though everyone knows that it’s a secret base and we all don’t really care “
I don`t where that came from Kite thought to himself
And the he could`nt help looking at the size of Mulley`s heels .
“Yeah that secret base “ said Boulder.
“So then why is it a secret base when everyone knows about it ?,not a secret base at all then is it “
“Never actually thought about it” said Boulder
“But that’s where they might have taken the girl “ said Mulley .
“Then that’s were we are going , to the top secret base that no one knows about “said Albert .
“Are we going in the shed ?” asked Albert .
“The shed ?” said Boulder
“Take no notice of him he`s old “ said Kite getting hold of Albert`s arm and giving it a squeeze .
“Get off me boy !, I am not old , I`m only three thousand years old that’s nothing compared to some people I know, take Eric ..”
“I see “ said Boulder , looking at Mulley and rotating his finger at the side of his head .
“Don`t worry he will sort out some plane tickets for you and we will go to Area 51 and hopefully find your daughter Mrs White “ said the red headed Mulley .
At Manchester Airport there was the F.BI. Agents , Kite, Guinn and Albert and no one knew how he got through the security , x rays and all that but he did , a mouse called Eric !
Kite left them at the coffee lounge and he headed for the book shop as it was going to be a long trip and he had to get something to read .
Kite looked at the usual Sci Fi books , and they didn’t have the same appeal to him these days really , when you`ve been Time Travelling living with a reincarnated Egyptian and a Alien called Eric , did he really need to escape from a normal life , he guessed not .
Kite opted for a nice easy read The History of Pink Floyd .
They all boarded the plane and they had to go through the safety checks and the they were off , and Kite turned to Albert and he was white as a sheet as the plane took off down the runway .
“Your first time on a plane Albert?” asked Kite
“It is boy , I can`t understand why we couldn’t take the Time Machine, we would have been there in seconds “ he said .
“I don’t think we want the F.B.I. knowing we have a Time Machine in our back garden now do we?” said Kite to the old man and he got out his book and as you do he went straight to the pictures , and there was a picture of the Floyd playing the U.F.O. club in 1967 and a picture of the audience .
“Jesus Albert ” cried Kite
“What What ! “
“Oh sorry did I scare you ?, look at this picture , its got you and me on it, how good is that Albert ? “
“Yes very good boy and it`s got my best side “ said the old man .
“Yeah we are there in the crowd that’s when we went the other week , amazing .”
After a day and a half of travelling they got to the Nevada and all booked in at the Gray Man Motel in Lincoln and they all had a good nights sleep before the next day and a trip to the secret Area 51 base where for years its been a secret that they have a Alien space ship that had landed in the New Mexico desert in July 1947
The U.S. Military have denied it was a space ship but it was in fact a Radar “Kite” device a sort of a weather balloon and there is no such things as Aliens and they have not been using the Alien technology to build planes, honest .
So why all the security and strange U.F.O`s that have been sighted over the base for so many years now ?.
Next morning they hired two cars and we drove out to Area 51
Kite was sat with Mulley and took the opportunity to ask her why they were helping them get Gali back when they worked for the same people who had kidnapped her in the first place .
“We have been told to find Gali and keep a close watch her because she was dangerous , but then when the agents moved in and took we was shocked by the way they did it , it wasn’t what are trained to do and after all she is only a young girl and we saw how her mother was distressed and so we decided to help her , there some things that me and Boulder don`t agree with and kidnapping is not the way to go about things “
“Is a good thing you are doing Mulley , how they can say she is dangerous is beyond me she just a girl who has a ability to read minds and move a few objects , lord knows what they intend to do to her “
They got to half of mile to the base and parked up at which was like a small camping site where there was people walking around and all seemed to have cameras and t shirts with Aliens heads and banners with "Take Me With You "
“There is someone we must see here” said Boulder
“And who could that be ?” Kite asked noticing a beauty spot of Mulley`s higher lip .
“Reverend Shortcake” he said
“No Boulder not him he`s a fruitcake” said Mulley shaking her head
“Don`t you mean Shortcake “ Kite jumped in
“He will tell us if the girl is at the base or not he has contact with an Alien who is being kept there “ said Boulder .
They went to a Trailer that had tin foil all around it and knock at the door
“Come in Boulder” said a voice from inside
The group all crushed inside this little trailer and there was a man sat on a chair , the trailer was full of books on UFOs and pictures of Jesus in a spacesuit everywhere which was very unnerving to say the least .
“Can you help us Reverend?” said Boulder
“Of course I can , I take it you need me to contact Koldas” said the Reverend
“Yes we do, we need to know if there is a young girl at the base that may have just recently arrived “ said Boulder .
“Do you have money ?“ said the Reverend
And Boulder passed him a handful of dollars , and then he shut his eyes and started talking in a strange voice that just sounded like Bela Lugosi the old Hollywood Dracula .
“This is um Shortcake calling um Koldas are you um there Koldas ?” he said
“This is um Koldas I am here “ said the Rev in the exact same voice .
“Is there a um girl there at the base with you Koldas ?” the Rev said again
“Um yes “ came the answer out of the Rev who then rolled his head and opened his eyes .
“Did you get the answer you wanted ?” he said whipping his face with a towel
“Yes we did “ said Boulder “thank you “
They all clambered out of the trailer and Kite turned to Albert
What the hell was that all about , the mans a nutter and we paid him for that little show .
“ Koldas , I know that name from somewhere”
“Don’t you start , the sooner we get Gali back the better this place is hot and they don`t know how to brew a good cup of tea “ Kite replied .
They got into the cars and we set off to the base of Area 51 , when they arrived to the gate a guard came up to them.
“We are agents Boulder and Mulley and we have been sent hear by the General to see the girl “said Boulder .
“What is the password “ said the guard
“Password ?”
“And you are ?” said the guard
“Father Christmas “ Said Kite
“Father Christmas ! Laughed the guard , have you brought me my presents ?“he said
And at that moment Boulder punched him in the nose and took the key for the gate and went inside .
“Farther Christmas ?” said Mulley
“It s a long story, its that he looked so familiar “ said Kite
They got inside and there was yet another guard .
“I will deal with this “said Boulder looking at me in disgust .
“We are hear to see the prisoner by the orders of the General “ he said
“Just down that corridor and then on your right “ the guard said
“My that was easy “ Kite said with a bit of disappointment as he had enjoyed the Password shenanigans
They got to the cells and we was confronted by about ten cells
“She`s in that one “ said Guinn
“How do you know that Guinn ?” asked Mulley
“She just told me” she said
Boulder shot off the lock and we went inside
“Hi guys “ said Gali and then she burst into tears
“Lets get the hell out of here” said Mulley
And they set off back down the corridor and back to where the guard who had given us directions was sat at his desk .
“You will have to fill in this form if you want to take the prisoner out of here” he said
Boulder punched him in the nose and the guard dropped to the floor
“I hate filling forms “ he said
they all ran to the cars and at the same time a alarm went off and as if from nowhere the were guards all over the place and bullets flew everywhere.
As like in all action movies they drove straight through the gates and they escaped , and they did not stop until we reached the motel and pulled up and Boulder fell out of the car he had been hit by a bullet and he had lost a hell of a lot of blood .
“My god Boulder !“ Screamed Mulley .
“Not to worry “said Gali and she put her hand on the wound and then she lifted her hand up and in her palm was a bullet and the hole it came out of was gone .
“ Thank you “ said Boulder and then he fainted .
“He will be OK, he`s just lost a lot of blood “ said Gali .
They got there things from the Motel and drove all the way to the Airport said they all said there goodbyes to Boulder and Mulley
and got on the first plane back to England .
When they finally got home we all collapsed on the settee and then Kite turned to Albert
“I am putting the kettle on and when I come back I want to know why you didn’t tell me you had a daughter , you old bugger “ I said
Gali saw the Pink Floyd book in Kite`s coat
"Pink Floyd ! Awesome "
"You like The Floyd Gali ?, you can have that book ive read it on the plane ."
"Thanks Kitie"
When he came back Guinn and Gali where gone .
“ Where are they Albert?”
“Its not safe for them here boy , they have gone “ he said
“Oh I see , I guess we wont see them again then Albert ?”
“You never know boy , it’s a small world “ he said and with that he said goodnight to Kite , picked up Eric and went off to bed .
“Albert there is someone at the door”
“Right “ said the old man and he carried on watching his Christmas present off Kite, The Life Of Brian .
The knocks got quicker and louder .
“I`ll will go shall I ?“ shouted Kite from the kitchen
Kite opened the door and it was Guinn and she looked frantic
“Hi Guinn “ she ran passed Kite and went straight to Albert and she crouched down and as if she was praying and she sobbed
“You have to help me Percival they have took our daughter “ she cried
“What !” cried Kite
“Who ?” said the old man .
“They have , I knew they would find us one day and they have took our daughter and now you must help me to get her back “ said Guinn .
“Albert !, Gali is your daughter !!” Kite cried and reached for the T.V. remote to turn it down
“I was going to tell you when the time was right “ he replied .
“I will put the kettle on” as I can`t cope with women when they are in tears
“They took her last night..
I just thought she had gone to school and when I went into her bedroom to make the bed her school clothes were still on the chair “ said Guinn whipping her face on sleeve .
“Calm yourself Guinn , you must tell me if there has been any strangers hanging around the street or any cars that have been parked across the street for days “ said Albert
“There has been a car that’s been parked for a couple of days now , and its there right now “ Guinn pointed at the window .
Albert got up and looked through the window and then got his shoes on and set off across the street towards the car .
He walked up to it and the driver window wound down and there was a few minutes passed and then two people got out of the car and they followed Albert back towards the house .
The people who got out of the car were a man and a woman and they both came into the house .
“This is agent Boulder” said Albert pointing to the man dressed in a suit and a long trench coat .
“And this is Mulley “ he said again pointing to the woman who was also dressed in a suit and a long trench coat that touched the ground .
“Boulder and Mulley !” said Kite in a state of what the hell did I get up too this morning thought .
“F.B.I .”
They both said at the same time holding up two plastic wallets like the one Columbo used to have .
“May I ask what the hell on Earth are the F.B.I doing in the north of Manchester ?!” said an open mouthed Kite
Boulder put his wallet away and began to speak
“Well that’s a good question Mr.?.”
“Kite” .
“Kite ! that’s a funny name ..”
“And Boulder isn’t “ Kite interrupted.
“Ah , well as I was saying we have been watching your next door neighbours for a while as the young girl is a very special girl , she has Telekinetic powers and there is a organisation who believe that there are Aliens living among us on Earth.
So this young girl would be a great break though as she can read peoples minds and she will know who is human and who is not and help them uncover our terrestrial visitors “
There was a bit of a ruffle in Albert`s pocket .
“That’s ridiculous, there no such thing as Aliens “ said Albert .
“They maybe they can help us Albert “ said Guinn
“I doubt that very much “ said the old man.
“We do have a good idea , where they may have taken your daughter “ said Mulley
“And where that be Miss?” Kite said admiring her golden hair
“Area 51 “ she said .
“Area 51 ! In the Nevada dessert , where the US. Military have that top secret base and they have all those secret tests on the stealth planes that no one knows about , and all those crazy UFO nutters sit all night hoping they will see a flying saucer and take pictures of them and then the soldiers come and take the film out of the cameras and saying there is no such thing as Aliens and can they stop hanging about because they are on a secret base site , and we don’t want anyone to know what they are doing even though everyone knows that it’s a secret base and we all don’t really care “
I don`t where that came from Kite thought to himself
And the he could`nt help looking at the size of Mulley`s heels .
“Yeah that secret base “ said Boulder.
“So then why is it a secret base when everyone knows about it ?,not a secret base at all then is it “
“Never actually thought about it” said Boulder
“But that’s where they might have taken the girl “ said Mulley .
“Then that’s were we are going , to the top secret base that no one knows about “said Albert .
“Are we going in the shed ?” asked Albert .
“The shed ?” said Boulder
“Take no notice of him he`s old “ said Kite getting hold of Albert`s arm and giving it a squeeze .
“Get off me boy !, I am not old , I`m only three thousand years old that’s nothing compared to some people I know, take Eric ..”
“I see “ said Boulder , looking at Mulley and rotating his finger at the side of his head .
“Don`t worry he will sort out some plane tickets for you and we will go to Area 51 and hopefully find your daughter Mrs White “ said the red headed Mulley .
At Manchester Airport there was the F.BI. Agents , Kite, Guinn and Albert and no one knew how he got through the security , x rays and all that but he did , a mouse called Eric !
Kite left them at the coffee lounge and he headed for the book shop as it was going to be a long trip and he had to get something to read .
Kite looked at the usual Sci Fi books , and they didn’t have the same appeal to him these days really , when you`ve been Time Travelling living with a reincarnated Egyptian and a Alien called Eric , did he really need to escape from a normal life , he guessed not .
Kite opted for a nice easy read The History of Pink Floyd .
They all boarded the plane and they had to go through the safety checks and the they were off , and Kite turned to Albert and he was white as a sheet as the plane took off down the runway .
“Your first time on a plane Albert?” asked Kite
“It is boy , I can`t understand why we couldn’t take the Time Machine, we would have been there in seconds “ he said .
“I don’t think we want the F.B.I. knowing we have a Time Machine in our back garden now do we?” said Kite to the old man and he got out his book and as you do he went straight to the pictures , and there was a picture of the Floyd playing the U.F.O. club in 1967 and a picture of the audience .
“Jesus Albert ” cried Kite
“What What ! “
“Oh sorry did I scare you ?, look at this picture , its got you and me on it, how good is that Albert ? “
“Yes very good boy and it`s got my best side “ said the old man .
“Yeah we are there in the crowd that’s when we went the other week , amazing .”
After a day and a half of travelling they got to the Nevada and all booked in at the Gray Man Motel in Lincoln and they all had a good nights sleep before the next day and a trip to the secret Area 51 base where for years its been a secret that they have a Alien space ship that had landed in the New Mexico desert in July 1947
The U.S. Military have denied it was a space ship but it was in fact a Radar “Kite” device a sort of a weather balloon and there is no such things as Aliens and they have not been using the Alien technology to build planes, honest .
So why all the security and strange U.F.O`s that have been sighted over the base for so many years now ?.
Next morning they hired two cars and we drove out to Area 51
Kite was sat with Mulley and took the opportunity to ask her why they were helping them get Gali back when they worked for the same people who had kidnapped her in the first place .
“We have been told to find Gali and keep a close watch her because she was dangerous , but then when the agents moved in and took we was shocked by the way they did it , it wasn’t what are trained to do and after all she is only a young girl and we saw how her mother was distressed and so we decided to help her , there some things that me and Boulder don`t agree with and kidnapping is not the way to go about things “
“Is a good thing you are doing Mulley , how they can say she is dangerous is beyond me she just a girl who has a ability to read minds and move a few objects , lord knows what they intend to do to her “
They got to half of mile to the base and parked up at which was like a small camping site where there was people walking around and all seemed to have cameras and t shirts with Aliens heads and banners with "Take Me With You "
“There is someone we must see here” said Boulder
“And who could that be ?” Kite asked noticing a beauty spot of Mulley`s higher lip .
“Reverend Shortcake” he said
“No Boulder not him he`s a fruitcake” said Mulley shaking her head
“Don`t you mean Shortcake “ Kite jumped in
“He will tell us if the girl is at the base or not he has contact with an Alien who is being kept there “ said Boulder .
They went to a Trailer that had tin foil all around it and knock at the door
“Come in Boulder” said a voice from inside
The group all crushed inside this little trailer and there was a man sat on a chair , the trailer was full of books on UFOs and pictures of Jesus in a spacesuit everywhere which was very unnerving to say the least .
“Can you help us Reverend?” said Boulder
“Of course I can , I take it you need me to contact Koldas” said the Reverend
“Yes we do, we need to know if there is a young girl at the base that may have just recently arrived “ said Boulder .
“Do you have money ?“ said the Reverend
And Boulder passed him a handful of dollars , and then he shut his eyes and started talking in a strange voice that just sounded like Bela Lugosi the old Hollywood Dracula .
“This is um Shortcake calling um Koldas are you um there Koldas ?” he said
“This is um Koldas I am here “ said the Rev in the exact same voice .
“Is there a um girl there at the base with you Koldas ?” the Rev said again
“Um yes “ came the answer out of the Rev who then rolled his head and opened his eyes .
“Did you get the answer you wanted ?” he said whipping his face with a towel
“Yes we did “ said Boulder “thank you “
They all clambered out of the trailer and Kite turned to Albert
What the hell was that all about , the mans a nutter and we paid him for that little show .
“ Koldas , I know that name from somewhere”
“Don’t you start , the sooner we get Gali back the better this place is hot and they don`t know how to brew a good cup of tea “ Kite replied .
They got into the cars and we set off to the base of Area 51 , when they arrived to the gate a guard came up to them.
“We are agents Boulder and Mulley and we have been sent hear by the General to see the girl “said Boulder .
“What is the password “ said the guard
“Password ?”
“And you are ?” said the guard
“Father Christmas “ Said Kite
“Father Christmas ! Laughed the guard , have you brought me my presents ?“he said
And at that moment Boulder punched him in the nose and took the key for the gate and went inside .
“Farther Christmas ?” said Mulley
“It s a long story, its that he looked so familiar “ said Kite
They got inside and there was yet another guard .
“I will deal with this “said Boulder looking at me in disgust .
“We are hear to see the prisoner by the orders of the General “ he said
“Just down that corridor and then on your right “ the guard said
“My that was easy “ Kite said with a bit of disappointment as he had enjoyed the Password shenanigans
They got to the cells and we was confronted by about ten cells
“She`s in that one “ said Guinn
“How do you know that Guinn ?” asked Mulley
“She just told me” she said
Boulder shot off the lock and we went inside
“Hi guys “ said Gali and then she burst into tears
“Lets get the hell out of here” said Mulley
And they set off back down the corridor and back to where the guard who had given us directions was sat at his desk .
“You will have to fill in this form if you want to take the prisoner out of here” he said
Boulder punched him in the nose and the guard dropped to the floor
“I hate filling forms “ he said
they all ran to the cars and at the same time a alarm went off and as if from nowhere the were guards all over the place and bullets flew everywhere.
As like in all action movies they drove straight through the gates and they escaped , and they did not stop until we reached the motel and pulled up and Boulder fell out of the car he had been hit by a bullet and he had lost a hell of a lot of blood .
“My god Boulder !“ Screamed Mulley .
“Not to worry “said Gali and she put her hand on the wound and then she lifted her hand up and in her palm was a bullet and the hole it came out of was gone .
“ Thank you “ said Boulder and then he fainted .
“He will be OK, he`s just lost a lot of blood “ said Gali .
They got there things from the Motel and drove all the way to the Airport said they all said there goodbyes to Boulder and Mulley
and got on the first plane back to England .
When they finally got home we all collapsed on the settee and then Kite turned to Albert
“I am putting the kettle on and when I come back I want to know why you didn’t tell me you had a daughter , you old bugger “ I said
Gali saw the Pink Floyd book in Kite`s coat
"Pink Floyd ! Awesome "
"You like The Floyd Gali ?, you can have that book ive read it on the plane ."
"Thanks Kitie"
When he came back Guinn and Gali where gone .
“ Where are they Albert?”
“Its not safe for them here boy , they have gone “ he said
“Oh I see , I guess we wont see them again then Albert ?”
“You never know boy , it’s a small world “ he said and with that he said goodnight to Kite , picked up Eric and went off to bed .